King Erwin was sitting on his throne, being presented with a multitude of gifts for his birthday. They were mostly gold, some fancy paintings and instruments, and some servants. But he sat up straighter in his seat when he saw a short dark-haired man enter the throne room with two guards on either side of him. He had the iciest gray eyes that Erwin had ever seen, and his jet black hair shone in the light of the fire lanterns they kept on the walls.

“A gift to you from the King of France,” his advisor read the note that had come with the man, “A French prostitute for your personal pleasure.”

Erwin could feel himself getting a little red. He’d had sex with plenty of women over the years, but never men. What made the French king think he would be into this sort of thing? But he thanked the small man for his presence and ordered the guards to have him brought to his bedroom anyways.

He certainly was attracted to the dark-haired man, and was at least curious enough to give things a chance. The prostitute had a small body, but a nice one at that: toned and fit, but also round in all the right places. Erwin finished up his birthday celebrations, drinking some wine and eating a feast. He’d almost forgotten about the man in his room until he got upstairs and walked inside, seeing the man sitting on the floor waiting for him patiently.

“Oh,” Erwin said as he walked inside and shut the doors behind him, “I’m sorry. I forgot you were waiting here for me. My apologies.”

The man looked up at him in surprise, “I… you don’t have to apologize to me, your highness. I’m merely a whore…”

Erwin frowned, “That doesn’t mean you don’t deserve respect. Now, what’s your name, little one?”

The short man was staring up at him with shock at his words. He must not have been treated very well in France. The dark-haired man stood up and bowed to him, something Erwin was always uncomfortable with.

“My name is Levi, your highness,” the man introduced himself.

“I’m Erwin,” the blonde replied, holding out his hand, “You don’t need to bow. Or call me ‘your highness’. I’m just Erwin. And if we’re going to be… erm… engaging in intimate activities together, you get the privileges of someone I’m close with.”

Levi’s eyes were wide as he straightened up, “Y-Yes, sir… E-Erwin, sir.”

Erwin couldn’t help but chuckle, circling the small man and admiring him. He had quite the attractive body; he was wearing tight fitting pants that showed off his perky ass, and a short-sleeved shirt that showed off his biceps. He seemed to be fit and gorgeous, not weak and meager like many prostitutes he’d come across in his life. Maybe French whores were different from the ones in his country? Erwin wasn’t sure.

“May I touch you?” Erwin asked.

“E-Erwin, sir,” Levi muttered, “I’m yours to do with as you please. You can touch me whenever you’d like.”

Erwin smiled a little and ran his fingers over Levi’s ass, causing the man to shiver a little. Though Erwin had never been with a man, he was certainly getting excited over the prospect of being inside this ass. It looked so tight yet bouncy at the same time.

Erwin reached a hand back and smacked his ass just to test it, and it jiggled against his hand to his liking. Levi let out a small yelp at the feeling, covering his mouth and muttering apologies for his noise.

“It’s quite alright, Levi,” Erwin reassured him, “I like your noises. Please, make all the noise you’d like.”

Levi nodded, and Erwin began to take off his pants, releasing his erection into the air. He tugged on it a couple of times and sat down on the chair across from his bed, motioning for Levi to come closer. Levi walked over to him and stood in front of him, unable to take his eyes off Erwin’s large erection that was growing with each stroke of his hand.

“S-Sir,” Levi said as he got closer, “M… May I get on my knees for you?”

Erwin smirked a little and nodded, “Yes, but you can stop calling me ‘sir’.”

Levi got on his knees, glancing between Erwin’s eyes and his dick, “Can… Can I touch you, si-I mean, Erwin?”

“Of course,” Erwin murmured, “But come kiss me first.”

Erwin leaned down and grasped Levi’s hair gently, tugging him closer and kissing him deeply. Levi whined into the kiss, the two sharing open-mouthed kisses for a few moments before Erwin let go of his hair and they pulled away from one another. Levi was red in the face, apparently not having expected a kiss like that. Maybe others didn’t kiss him so sweetly.

“Go ahead, beautiful,” Erwin tapped his dick on Levi’s lower lip, “Put that cock in your pretty mouth.”

Levi placed his hands on Erwin’s thighs and expertly swirled his tongue around the tip before engulfing it in his mouth. Erwin let out a contented sigh from the feeling, watching the smaller man start bobbing his head eagerly on his dick. How come this felt so much better with a man? Was Levi really just that talented?

Levi sucked on him like his life depended on it, and Erwin supposed he’d probably been in situations where his life had depended on properly sucking a dick. But Erwin had no plans to treat him in such a way. In fact, he was looking forward to giving the small man anything he’d like; spoiling him and making his little whore exceptionally happy.

Erwin groaned and ran his fingers through Levi’s dark locks, “That’s a good boy. Good little whore. Do you enjoy sucking cock, Levi?”

Levi nodded around his dick and let it sink further into his mouth, hitting the spongey back of his throat. He looked so content to have his mouth filled like this, and Erwin wondered if maybe the man was born to do things like this. He certainly was good enough at it.

He swallowed around Erwin’s length and let out a moan around him, and Erwin glanced down to see that the man was fully hard already. Perhaps he really was born to be a whore.

“Shh, darling,” Erwin cooed, tugging Levi’s locks gently, “Would you like me to fuck that little mouth of yours?”

Levi nodded quickly, sucking in deep breaths through his nose as he prepared himself. Erwin grasped Levi’s hair a little harder in his fingers and started a rhythm of fucking into his throat, groaning with pleasure as the warm mouth took him with ease. Levi’s eyes were rolling back, clinging to Erwin’s thighs tightly.

Erwin pulled him off, a string of pre-cum and spit hanging from the man’s mouth. It was certainly a sexy sight, and Erwin was ready to ravage the man, wanting to pounce on him and take him immediately.

“Do you need some sort of preparation?” Erwin asked, admitting, “This is my first time with a man.”

Levi looked a little surprised, but shook his head, “N-No… I prepared myself before you came upstairs to save you time.”

Erwin grinned, “Good boy. Come here, come get a little reward.”

Levi stood between Erwin’s legs, looking a bit nervous as to what his reward was going to be. Erwin helped Levi get his pants off before he grasped the smaller man’s erection and started jerking at it, tugging Levi forward so that he was straddling the blonde. Levi gasped a little at the feeling and moaned, holding onto Erwin’s shirt and whimpering.

“How does that feel, beautiful?” Erwin asked, running his thumb over the slit and pressing a kiss to Levi’s neck.

Levi mewled, “G-Good. Th-Thank you for t-touching me.”

Erwin wondered if Levi’s other clients had touched him before. He certainly seemed surprised that Erwin was concerned about Levi’s pleasure as well as his own. Levi buried his face into Erwin’s shoulder, bucking his hips into Erwin’s fist. Erwin smiled a little at Levi’s actions; the man was so adorable to him, so sexy when he was squirming in Erwin’s arms like this.

“I’m going to make you cum,” Erwin growled in Levi’s ear, “I’m going to give it to you so hard you’ll cum without even touching your pretty little cock.”

Levi whimpered and groaned, nodding into Erwin’s shoulder, “Y-Yes. E-Erwin, yes. P-Please. Can… Can you please put it inside me now?”

“Of course,” Erwin let go of his dick after pumping it a couple more times, “Get on the bed and present yourself for me.”

Levi nodded and got up, going over to the bed and climbing onto the mattress. He got on the bed ass up face down, reaching back to spread himself open for Erwin. Erwin sighed contently at the sight before moving onto the bed behind him, running his cock up and down Levi’s entrance.

“Are you sure you’re ready for it?” Erwin asked, “I don’t want to hurt you.”

“Y-Yes,” Levi insisted, “I’m ready.”

Erwin tapped his dick on Levi’s asscheek a couple of times before pushing it in with one long thrust. He instantly groaned at the warmth and tightness surrounding him; though he was sure Levi had been fucked countless times before given his sexual history, the man still managed to be the tightest hole he’d ever been inside.

“God,” Erwin let out a sigh, “Your hole is wonderful, Levi. So tight.”

Levi gasped and moaned loudly, “Ohh, s-sir. It’s… It’s so big.”

“Hmm,” Erwin hummed, drawing circles inside Levi’s hole before pulling out to the tip and sinking back in all the way, causing both men to groan, “I’m going to enjoy my perfect little gift. Such a pretty present you are.”

Levi whimpered, letting go of his ass in favor of holding onto the sheets below him. Erwin gently pulled back one of his cheeks just so he could see his veiny cock going in and out as he pumped at a slow rhythm at first.

“There’s a good little whore,” Erwin cooed, “Do you mind if I go harder?”

Levi shook his head, “N-No. P-Please do.”

Erwin gripped his hips a little tighter and started really fucking him. Smack smack smack - his thrusts echoed throughout the room as he began punching his dick inside roughly, hitting Levi’s prostate on every stroke. Levi cried out, clinging to the sheets below and starting to drool from the pleasure.

“Remember, Levi,” Erwin murmured, “I want you to make all the noises you’d like, okay?”

Levi whimpered, “Y-Yes. It’s… It’s so good! Please… k-keep going.”

Erwin chuckled softly and continued his harsh thrusting, smacking Levi’s ass and eliciting a yelp from him. The shorter man was panting hard, legs already quaking. Erwin spread his cheeks and spat on his hole, watching his spit disappear with the next thrust of his dick.

“You needed a good, rough fucking, didn’t you?” Erwin teased, “Every good whore needs their hole to be taken good care of, isn’t that right?”

Levi moaned loudly at Erwin’s words, nodding eagerly, “Y-Yes… I needed a rough f-fucking, s-sir.”

“That’s a good boy,” Erwin smirked, ramming into him repeatedly, “I’m so proud of you, darling. Taking that cock so well.”

“Fuck,” Levi swore, tossing his head back, “Y-Yes! E-Erwin- sir!”

“You like that?” Erwin pulled out all the way before slamming back in and going back to the harsh strokes he’d been giving him before, “My own personal whore. I’ll keep you in my bed day and night just waiting for me to fuck you.”

Levi groaned, lulling his head up and down in a nod, “Yes, yes! Oh god, p-please!”

“Please what, beautiful?” Erwin breathed, his breath growing heavier with each thrust, “Tell me what you want.”

“I-I wanna cum!” Levi cried out, slamming his fist into the mattress to cope with the overwhelming feeling of pleasure coursing through him, “Oh fuck!”

“Go ahead, gorgeous,” Erwin growled in a low voice, “Cum all over my sheets, precious.”

Levi shrieked as he came, his orgasm shaking through his entire body. Erwin groaned from the sight and rocked into him a few more times before cumming inside of him and pulling out. Levi’s legs were shaking, and he slowly rose to his feet, pulling a handkerchief out of his shirt pocket to clean himself up. Erwin thought this was kind of cute; the man seemed to be so concerned with cleanliness.

Erwin got up, grabbing his pants and pulling them back on. He went to his closet and pulled out one of his shirts, tossing it in Levi’s direction. Levi caught it on reflex, looking at Erwin in some confusion.

“I want you to wear my shirt,” Erwin smiled, “And only my shirt. You can have anything you want, Levi. Anything you desire, I’ll give to you. My only rules are that whenever I want to, I can come in here and find you naked besides my shirt, ready to take a good fucking.”

Levi was blushing, but he nodded in response, taking off his shirt and putting on Erwin’s. It was big on him; covered down to his thighs, and Erwin sighed contently, already wanting to bend the man over and ravage him all over again. But he held back, as Levi looked tired.

“You’re welcome to sleep in my bed,” Erwin offered, “I’ll join you a little later. I have some matters to attend to.”

Levi climbed under the covers, snuggling under them and getting comfortable. Erwin walked over and took the top blanket off, as it was dirtied with both of their seed. He tossed it towards the hamper and went to his dresser, pulling out another blanket and covering Levi with it. The shorter man gave him a grateful smile.

“You’re a good boy,” Erwin praised, running his fingers through Levi’s dark hair gently, “If you need anything, just ring the bell on my nightstand and my servants will attend to you.”

“Thank you… erm, Erwin,” Levi replied, still not used to calling the blonde by his name.

Erwin leaned over and pressed a kiss to his forehead before heading out of the room, ready to attend to his usual business. What a wonderful birthday gift, he thought to himself.

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Levi smiled at Erwin as the man opened the car door for him. He got out, ready to enjoy a lovely brunch with his husband. The two had gotten married last week, and had gone up north to a cabin for their honeymoon. Levi was so happy to be with Erwin; the two had been going out on boat trips on the lake and going for swims together; spending nights snuggled up with one another sipping wine and sharing kisses. It was simply perfect.

“Levi!” He heard behind him as they walked towards the restaurant doors.

Levi stopped in his tracks, recognizing that voice. Oh fuck no, he thought to himself as he turned around to see Zeke walking quickly to catch up with them. Eren was walking a few steps behind him, a lot less concerned about catching up with his brother. Levi could feel his whole body cringe; he was not a fan of the Jaeger brothers. He hadn’t even invited them to the wedding - well, that was partially a lie. He’d invited Mikasa, who had invited Eren as her plus one, but apparently Eren didn’t know that they were coming here for their honeymoon.

“Zeke!” Erwin smiled awkwardly, shaking Zeke’s hand, “So nice to see you. What are you two doing here?”

Ever the gentleman, Levi thought, not thinking he could be that nice to the Jaegers. He was thoroughly pissed off that the two had shown up during what was supposed to be the happiest vacation of his life.

“Our dad owns a cabin right on the lake,” Zeke explained, Eren standing behind him looking through his phone, “Eren, don’t be rude. Say hi.”

The teen looked up from his phone to mumble, “Hey.”

Erwin chuckled at Eren’s clear disinterest, patting the teen on the shoulder, “So nice to see you too, Eren.”

Eren gave him a forced smile before looking back down at his phone. Levi was practically hiding behind Erwin, not wanting to talk to either one of the brothers. He couldn’t believe that out of all the people they could run into, they would run into his least favorite people on the planet.

“Levi,” Zeke greeted, reaching his hand out to Levi, “How are you? It’s so great to see you!”

Levi stared at his hand for a moment before sighing and shaking his hand, “Zeke… I’m fine, thanks.”

“I heard you two got married,” Zeke grinned between the two of them, “Congrats!”

“Thanks,” Erwin replied, “We’re actually on our honeymoon. We have a cabin nearby.”

“How sweet,” Zeke murmured, though Levi wasn’t sure the man meant it. He knew that Zeke had been crushing on Levi for years now. They’d even dated for about two weeks before Levi couldn’t stand him anymore and broke things off. Then, he’d gone and started dating Erwin, which had led to their marriage. Zeke had always been a jealous little bitch, especially when they’d first started dating.

“Well, Eren and I would love to pay for your lunch,” Zeke offered, “Think of it as a wedding gift.”

Eren had simply added his name to Mikasa’s gift, which had been a nice new crockpot. Levi knew the teen wasn’t smart enough to have picked out a nice gift like that. But Zeke’s offer had Levi worried. He did not want to ruin his honeymoon by having lunch with the Jaegers. But the offer was nice; he had to admit.

“That’s very kind of you,” Erwin responded with a smile, “What do you think, Levi?”

Levi sighed heavily, “Fine.”

If he’d said no, he would’ve looked like a total asshole, and he was sure Erwin would probably scold him for it later. Erwin knew how much he didn’t like Zeke, but Erwin didn’t have much of a problem with the man. The only reason he wasn’t a huge fan of Zeke was simply because Levi didn’t like him.

“Well, let’s go get a table then,” Zeke decided, leading the four of them into the restaurant. Zeke pulled out Levi’s seat for him, much to the shorter man’s irritation. He was still trying to be a flirt even though Levi was happily married and his husband was sitting right next to him. The audacity of this man, Levi thought to himself in annoyance.

“So Eren,” Erwin tried, “How’s school going?”

Eren looked up from his phone, shrugging, “I dunno. It’s school. Pretty boring.”

“He’s got an A in gym,” Zeke teased, “But that’s the only A on his report card.”

Typical, Levi thought, refraining from rolling his eyes. Of course Eren would only have one A, and of course that A would be in gym class. He seemed like the kind of asshole who would get way too competitive during gym.

“Shut up,” Eren grumbled, elbowing Zeke.

“How are things with you and Mikasa?” Erwin wondered, “The crockpot was a really nice gift. Thanks.”

“Uh, yeah,” Eren muttered, pretending as though he knew what Erwin was talking about. In reality, the kid probably hadn’t even seen the gift he’d added his name to, “You’re welcome. Things are good. She’s got a track event this weekend.”

Levi knew his cousin was in track and field; she was best at shot put as she was strong as all hell. But Levi narrowed his eyes at Eren, not liking that they were talking about Mikasa. He wasn’t particularly happy that Eren and Mikasa were together, mainly because he thought Eren was a fucking idiot.

“Is she happy?” Levi shot him a glare, “You better be nice to my fucking cousin, Eren.”

Eren’s eyes flashed with fear; the only emotion he’d displayed so far as he insisted, “I’m being nice to her. I promise. She seems really happy.”

Zeke laughed, “Yeah, they’re annoyingly romantic. And sneaky as hell. Even though dad tells them to keep the bedroom door open, it always magically manages to close. I wonder why that is, huh Eren?”

Eren blushed furiously at the implication, Levi clenching his fists and staring Eren down with a look of death. Erwin was laughing awkwardly, not sure what to say to that. Eren swallowed thickly and tried to avoid Levi’s angry gaze.

“Whatever,” Levi mumbled, “Just don’t get her pregnant, asshole. I don’t want to be related to your ugly little Jaeger gremlins.”

Eren shook his head, eyes wide, “N-No, sir. I won’t, sir. I swear.”

“Better not,” Levi said with a threatening look.

Erwin tried to reel the conversation in, “Levi, I’m sure they use protection.”

This, of course, had been the wrong thing to say, and Levi shot Erwin a small glare before Zeke started laughing at what Erwin had said; Eren still completely red in the face. The teen sunk down in his chair and started scrolling through his phone again, deciding not to comment.

Erwin cleared his throat, “Well, Zeke, what about you? What have you been up to?”

The rest of the meal was entirely too awkward. Zeke and Erwin were mostly the two who chatted, and Levi was getting irritated the longer they were there. What was supposed to be a romantic lunch with his husband had turned into an infuriating meal with his two least favorite people on the planet. Plus, Zeke kept fucking brushing his leg against Levi’s under the table, and after the third time Levi knew it was intentional. Fucking piece of shit monkey, Levi thought to himself, praying the meal would end soon. Erwin and Zeke were getting along swimmingly, despite the fact that given the opportunity, Zeke would’ve stole Levi from right under Erwin’s nose.

“Well, it was lovely to see you both,” Erwin said as they finished the meal, “Thanks for paying, Zeke.”

“Of course,” Zeke responded, shaking Erwin’s hand, “Congrats again. You two make a cute couple.”

Levi knew the comment was a forced one, and Zeke’s smile was completely fake. But he was good at pretending, and the four parted ways soon after, Eren still barely paying attention to what was going on as he was focused on his phone.

Levi and Erwin got into the car they’d rented, and Levi let out a frustrated sigh of all the pent up irritation he’d built in the past hour. Erwin started the car, not saying anything at first and peeling out of the parking lot.

“I… I’m sorry,” Erwin muttered, “I should’ve insisted we eat by ourselves. I know you didn’t have a good time.”

“It’s fine,” Levi frowned, “You seemed to enjoy yourself, so it’s okay.”

“He’s nice,” Erwin shrugged, “But I don’t particularly like the way he looks at you. He looks like he’s undressing you with his eyes.”

Levi rolled his eyes, “That’s cause he probably is.”

“Well, I’m going to make it up to you,” Erwin smiled softly, reaching his hand over and holding onto Levi’s, “When we get back, I’ll give you a shoulder massage. You seemed tense that whole time, so I’m sure it’ll feel nice to relax.”

A shoulder massage did sound nice, and Levi squeezed Erwin’s hand gently, leaning over to press a kiss to his cheek, “That sounds great.”

They got back to the cabin, and Erwin instructed Levi to take off his shirt and lay face down on the bed. Levi pulled off his shirt and did as he was told, laying down on the bed and resting his head on a pillow. Erwin climbed on top of him and settled himself on Levi’s lower back, hovering over him and running his strong hands along Levi’s shoulder blades. Levi let out a contented sigh as Erwin began rubbing his shoulders, pressing down on them and massaging his neck before moving to his shoulders.

“Mmm,” Levi groaned from the feeling, “That feels good, Ervy.”

“You’d better quit your moaning,” Erwin chuckled, “You’re turning me on.”

He used his thumbs to rub circles in Levi’s shoulder blades, and Levi couldn’t help the moan of satisfaction leaving his mouth. Erwin continued on for a few more minutes, working his way down Levi’s back until he was at his lower back.

“Can I?” Erwin asked, hooking his fingers in Levi’s pants and boxers.

Levi nodded a little. He had to admit, he was getting a little turned on simply from Erwin touching him so sensually. And he could feel Erwin’s erection against his ass now, knowing the man had gotten horny from Levi’s noises.

Erwin tugged Levi’s pants and boxers down, and for a moment the bed shifted as Erwin got off, walking over to the bedside table. This wouldn’t be the first time they were getting frisky, and Erwin had kept the lube close by just in case. He poured some on his fingers, and Levi felt a digit pushed between his cheeks, circling his rim. He clung to the pillow below him, letting out a moan as Erwin pushed a finger inside. Levi was still pretty open from the night prior - the last time they’d had sex, and it didn’t take long for Erwin to add a second and third finger, stretching him open while Levi mewled and squirmed under his touch.

“Oh Ervy,” Levi moaned, “Please- give it to me.”

“Mmm,” Erwin smirked, pumping his fingers in and out before rolling them over his prostate, “You want it, baby? My adorable little husband- so horny for my cock.”

Levi blushed, gasping at Erwin’s actions and whining, “Y-Yes- p-please Erwin?”

Levi loved it when Erwin referred to him as his husband; it made their marriage feel all the more real. Sure, the wedding had made their marriage real, but it still felt a little strange to be husbands; it made Levi giddy and happy when Erwin said ‘husband’ when referring to him.

“You’re a good boy,” Erwin murmured, removing his fingers, “So I’ll give it to you.”

Levi heard Erwin undoing his belt buckle and zipper, and got on his knees to be face down ass up for his lover. He glanced back to see Erwin pulling his cock out, taking his place behind Levi and lining up his dick with Levi’s entrance.

Levi whimpered as Erwin pushed the tip inside, his hole eagerly sucking it up. Erwin kept pushing in slowly, hands gripping Levi’s hips as he did so. This was certainly making Levi forget about the horrible meal with Zeke and Eren. Honestly, Erwin’s cock could make him forget about anything except for how good it made him feel.

“Shh,” Erwin cooed once he was all the way in, “There you go, baby. How does my cock feel, hmm?”

Levi moaned, pushing his hips back against Erwin’s to get him to move, “It’s so good, Ervy.”

Erwin started rocking in and out slowly, his dick brushing against Levi’s prostate with each short thrust. Levi groaned and laid his head on the pillow, already breathing heavily from the good feeling.

“Are you ready, honey?” Erwin asked, “I’m gonna really give it to you, okay?”

Levi nodded quickly, “Y-Yeah- yes. Give it to me.”

He clung to the sheets in preparation as Erwin pulled out almost all the way before pushing back in roughly, slamming into Levi’s prostate. Levi cried out, but he barely had time to adjust before Erwin repeated that same action over and over, ramming into his prostate again and again.

“Oh god,” Levi gasped, “Oh god! I-I- fuck!”

“So desperate for it,” Erwin grunted, gripping Levi’s hips tighter as he slowed down, “Hush little one, you’re so loud the whole town could hear you.”

“Please,” Levi moaned, “Please Ervy- don’t tease me.”

Erwin chuckled softly, “Only because you asked so nicely, darling.”

Erwin started fucking him unrelentingly, the sounds of their skin slapping against one another echoing throughout the room. Levi tossed his head back, moans spilling out of his mouth.

“Is that good enough?” Erwin muttered, “Is that what you wanted?”

Levi nodded, crying out, “I-I’m so close, Ervy! P-Please!”

Erwin reached around and started tugging at Levi’s erection, large hand covering the glans and jerking at him. Levi gasped and moaned, the pleasure emanating from both ends of his body as his prostate was hit while his erection was touched.

Levi pushed back against him desperately and shrieked as he came all over the sheets, a sob escaping his mouth from the overwhelming pleasure. Erwin let go of his dick and went back to gripping his hips, pumping into him a few more times before Levi felt his release spilling inside of him.

“I love you,” Levi sighed happily when Erwin collapsed next to him.

Erwin smiled at him sweetly, pressing a kiss to his lips as he tried to catch his breath, “I love you too, my beautiful husband.”

“Husband,” Levi beamed, “I love being your husband.”

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Levi was walking back from class. He’d just begun his new semester, and was feeling incredibly happy. His stupid roommate, Zeke, had moved out at semester, and he had the two-person bedroom all to himself now. Zeke had decided to rent out a house with a few friends, and Levi was happy to see him leave. He hadn’t been a fan of the asshole; thought he was annoying, and was glad he was gone now. Nobody else had been assigned to his room, so he had it all to himself, and was enjoying it.

But when he walked upstairs to the third floor, there were boxes outside his room, and the door was wide open. He stood there, perplexed for a moment, before a blonde man appeared in the doorway, a smile on his face.

“Who the fuck are you?” Levi asked, unable to help but be a little rude. This man was in his room. He could already deduce what was going on, and he wasn’t exactly happy about having to share his room again.

“Oh,” the blonde said with some surprise at Levi’s words, holding his hand out, “I’m Erwin. I’m your new roommate.”

Levi shot him a glare, “Oh… I thought I wasn’t getting a roommate.”

Erwin frowned, “I’m sorry. I applied last minute for a dorm; they said this was the only room left.”

Levi grumbled curses under his breath, finally taking Erwin’s hand, “I’m Levi.”

He walked past Erwin and his boxes, going to sit at his desk and putting his backpack on the floor. Erwin continued to move in his boxes, being particularly noisy. Levi couldn’t believe his horrible luck. Another big dumb blonde in his damn room. He huffed in annoyance, trying to focus on a reading he had to do for class. He knew he was being rude, but he couldn’t help it. Levi had expected to have his room to himself, and now this bastard had shown up last minute to claim half his room.

And the blonde was loud as hell. Stomping his massive fucking feet on the wooden floor as he walked back and forth to carry boxes and set them on the ground by his bed. Levi put his AirPods in, hoping to drown out the noise, but it was no use.

He finally whipped around, “Can you be any louder?”

Erwin stared at him, looking a little sheepish, “Oh, I’m sorry. I’m almost done.”

Levi rolled his eyes and turned back around, trying to focus on his work. Erwin moved his last boxes in and started unpacking some clothes, glancing at Levi every once in a while. Levi didn’t understand why the man was looking at him, and it was beginning to get irritating.

“Why the hell do you keep staring at me?” Levi snapped, turning to look at Erwin.

The blonde went a deep shade of red, stammering, “I… I didn’t mean to-”

“It’s fine,” Levi sighed. He was starting to feel a little bad for his roommate. It wasn’t his fault that he’d taken the other half of Levi’s room. It was the only one left, and he didn’t do it to make Levi’s life miserable on purpose.

Erwin nodded, “I just… I was wondering if we could try and get to know one another. Since we’re going to live together.”
Levi shrugged a little, closing his laptop and turning around in his chair, “Fine. What’s your major?”

“History,” Erwin replied, unfolding some shirts and hanging them up in the closet, “And you?”

“Sociology,” Levi muttered, wondering who the hell would get a degree in history. He’d never been much interested in the topic; at least not enough to want a major in it.

“Interesting,” Erwin smiled, “What year are you?”

“First,” Levi said. Though he was 23, it was his first year at college. He’d spent a few years working just to save up.

“First,” Erwin repeated, “I’m 25 though.”

“Oh,” Levi responded, “I’m 23.”

He’d sensed that Erwin was a little older; the man just didn’t seem like a young, fresh-out-of-high-school kid. He wondered if Erwin, like him, had spent some years working to save up for his education.

“Nice,” Erwin explained, “I spent my first couple years out of high school binge-drinking and not knowing what I wanted to do with my future.”

Levi raised an eyebrow, looking a little surprised. This man didn’t seem like the type to party and binge-drink, and at first he thought maybe the blonde was messing with him. But he seemed completely serious, and besides, who was Levi to judge? He’d done cocaine that one time at a party when he was 18, hadn’t he? Though he’d decided drugs weren’t for him afterwards, he felt that he could relate to Erwin with his own experience.

“Understandable,” Levi nodded, “We all have our demons.”

“Yeah. I’ve got it under control now,” Erwin continued, “I still drink, but definitely not like I used to. My body’s too old for that shit now.”

Levi couldn’t help but smile a little at Erwin’s words. Even at 23, he felt as though his body definitely couldn’t handle what it used to at 18, so he knew exactly what Erwin meant by his statement.

“Good to know you won’t be trying to get drunk every night,” Levi noted, “Like some annoying 18-year-old.”

Erwin chuckled, “No, of course not. I’m dedicated to doing well in school, but I’m sure I’ll still go to a party or two.”

“Same here,” Levi agreed. He wasn’t much of a social person, but he knew his friend Hange would likely drag him to a party or two.

“So what do you like to do outside of school?” Erwin wondered.

“I dunno,” Levi admitted, “I do homework most of the time. I guess I like watching true crime shows.”

“Me too!” Erwin exclaimed happily, “I’ve been listening to this podcast, Crime-”

“Junkie,” Levi finished, having been listening to the same podcast, “I love that one!”

They were both smiling at having found something in common. Levi was suddenly excited to exchange theories on different cases, talk about different episodes of the podcast, and show Erwin his favorite true crime documentaries.

“Did you hear they might have found out who the Zodiac Killer was?” Erwin asked excitedly.

“Yes,” Levi replied, “It’s crazy- but it makes so much sense that it’s him!”

“Right?” Erwin chuckled, “It’s insane- and it’s sad that he died before justice was served.”

“And don’t even get me started on the Green River Killer,” Levi began, “I was blown away by that case.”

“I haven’t listened to that episode yet,” Erwin responded, an eyebrow raised, “Is that the new one?”

Levi nodded, “Yeah! We… We can listen to it together if you’d like.”

Erwin smiled a little, the two exchanging happy looks, “I’d like that.”

Perhaps Erwin isn’t so bad after all, Levi thought to himself as he pulled out his phone to search for the podcast episode.

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Two months later, Levi and Erwin were sitting on Erwin’s bed, watching a serial killer documentary, when Erwin wrapped his arm around Levi. The shorter man could feel himself blushing horribly from Erwin’s actions. Sure, over the past couple months, Levi had developed feelings for the tall blonde, but he hadn’t expected Erwin to have similar feelings. Perhaps he was just looking for a lay, and it wasn’t actual feelings? But Levi knew Erwin better than most people by this point, and he knew Erwin wasn’t like that.

The two spent almost every evening together; cooking dinner and then watching a show or two before they went to bed. And the more Levi got to know Erwin, the more he liked him. He was a good roommate and friend, and seemed like he would be an amazing boyfriend, if Levi would be so lucky to get that chance.

“L-Levi,” Erwin stuttered, and Levi looked up to see the blonde staring down into his grey eyes.

“Erwin,” Levi murmured, that blush only getting worse on his face.

Erwin closed his eyes, leaning forward, and Levi could feel his heart racing as he too closed his eyes and leaned in, the two sharing a couple of short kisses between them. Levi pulled away and opened his eyes. They stared into each other’s eyes for a moment more before they kissed again, more hungrily this time. Levi had never kissed anyone like this before. He’d had a couple of kisses here and there throughout his youth, but nothing like this.

“Levi,” Erwin whispered against his lips, “I… I really like you.”

Levi nodded, “I like you too. Keep kissing me.”

Erwin smiled a little, kissing Levi again and pulling him closer. Levi’s heart was practically pounding out of his chest at this point. He let Erwin’s lips caress him; let the blonde hold him around his back. It was so innocent and sweet; so loving. It made Levi’s heart skip, made him feel completely giddy and light-headed.

They were both smiling as they pulled away from one another, resting their foreheads against each other. Erwin moved his hands to Levi’s waist, rubbing his sides and sighing contently.

“You don’t know how long I’ve wanted to do that,” Erwin mumbled against Levi’s lips, “It’s been a long time.”

“Me too,” Levi replied, “We’re missing the documentary, you know.”

Erwin chuckled, pulling away from Levi and allowing the smaller man to snuggle up to his chest while they continued to watch the documentary. Levi could hear Erwin’s heart beating in his chest, and smiled softly against his chest. This was definitely much better than his experience with his first roommate, and he was so glad to have Erwin as the one he was sharing his room with.

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Levi was terrified. He was meeting the other most important person in Erwin’s life today: his dad. The two of them had been dating for a year now, and Erwin had insisted that Levi meet his father. His mom had died when he was quite little, so his father was very dear to him, as he was the man who had raised him single-handedly. Levi knew little about Erwin’s dad; just that he was a teacher, and that he was incredibly smart.

And that scared Levi even more. He was more street-smart than book-smart, and he was worried about not getting along with the man. But Erwin had insisted over and over that it would be okay; that his father would love Levi. But Levi wasn’t so sure what there was about him that was so lovable.

Erwin took his old house keys out and unlocked the side door to his father’s house, pushing the door open and letting Levi inside first. Erwin followed, and Levi could smell delicious food being made in the kitchen. It smelled like some kind of beef or pork. Erwin led Levi into the kitchen, and Levi followed behind him, practically hiding behind Erwin’s tall frame so he couldn’t be seen.

“Dad,” Erwin smiled upon seeing his father, and the two exchanged a hug. Levi was surprised at how similar they looked; everything about Erwin’s father was similar to Erwin aside from his glasses and facial hair.

“Hi Erwin,” his father greeted, “So glad you’re home, son. You’re just in time for dinner.”

“Good,” Erwin pulled away, motioning for Levi to come closer, “This is my boyfriend, Levi.”

Levi cautiously walked over, feeling his nerves getting the better of him. All he wanted to do was run out of the house and never talk to Erwin or anyone else again. But he loved Erwin far too much to do something like that. Erwin’s father smiled down at Levi, and Levi noted that he and Erwin had the same warm grin.

“Hi Levi,” he held out his arms, “It’s so lovely to meet you. I hope you don’t mind a hug, we’re a hugging family.”

Levi shook his head, allowing the man to give him a brief hug. Erwin chuckled softly at them, and Levi couldn’t help but think how sweet it was that Erwin’s family was so close. His own family wasn’t like this at all. The two of them pulled away from each other, the old man patting Levi’s arm gently.

“You make my son so happy, Levi,” he noted, “I’m so happy to have you in my home.”

Levi could feel himself blushing, a small smile appearing on his face, “Th-Thank you, sir.”

“You can just call me ‘dad’ if that’s okay with you,” the man insisted, and Levi could feel himself growing even more embarrassed as he nodded. His family really was the complete opposite of this one, and he was a little uncomfortable with such open displays of affection and love.

“Oh… okay… D-Dad,” Levi tried it out, the word felt a little strange on his tongue. He’d never had a father, so saying the word at all was unfamiliar to him. Erwin was smiling between the two of them, looking incredibly happy that they were finally meeting.

Things with Kenny had gone so much more different when Erwin had met him. Sure, Kenny wasn’t his father, but he was the closest thing to a father figure Levi had, so he’d wanted Erwin to meet him. Or rather, he’d secretly wanted Erwin to meet him; Erwin had been the one who had insisted upon meeting Levi’s uncle. And it certainly hadn’t gone as pleasantly as this was going with Erwin’s father.

~~~

Kenny opened his front door, staring between the two men standing on his doorstep for a moment before moving aside to let them in. Erwin had seemed a little taken aback, expecting a warmer greeting than that. The two walked inside, Levi stuffing his hands into his pockets. This was not going to go well, he already knew it. But Erwin had insisted upon meeting Kenny, so Levi had finally given in.

“So, you wanted to meet the old man, then?” Kenny finally spoke as he shut the door.

“Yes, sir,” Erwin smiled at him, holding his hand out, “I’m Erwin. It’s nice to meet you.”

Kenny stared at Erwin’s hand for a moment before taking it, “Kenny. Just Kenny, not ‘sir’.”

Erwin nodded a little, “Understood.”

“You want a brandy?” Kenny offered, and Levi could feel himself resisting the urge to face-palm. He’d begged his uncle over the phone to be more classy than this. It was the middle of the day, and the man was already offering Erwin alcohol.

“Oh,” Erwin said with some surprise, “No, thank you.”

“So polite, this one,” Kenny grumbled, “Your other boyfriends weren’t polite like this, Levi.”

Levi crossed his arms, annoyed that Kenny would bring up his other boyfriends in front of Erwin, who didn’t seem fazed. Kenny poured himself some brandy and went to sit down on the couch, Levi following his lead and sitting next to him. Erwin sat in the recliner, and Levi could feel the atmosphere getting painfully awkward.

“So,” Kenny took a long sip of brandy before swirling the liquid around the glass a little, “What are your intentions with my little nephew, Erwin?”

Levi could feel himself getting red, Erwin looking a little confused, “Erm… I don’t know what you mean. My apologies.”

“I mean ,” Kenny continued, “Are you just here to fuck ‘im? Or do you actually care for ‘im and shit?”

Levi elbowed Kenny in the side, and he grunted a little from the feeling. Erwin was blushing profusely, mouth opening and closing as he tried to figure out what to say to that. Kenny was looking quite satisfied with himself, leaning back on the couch and sipping his brandy.

“Well, sir-I mean Kenny,” Erwin corrected himself, “I do care deeply about Levi. I love him very much.”

“No need to get all sappy,” Kenny chuckled deeply, “You gonna marry ‘im or somethin’?”

Levi finally intervened, “Okay, that’s en-”

“Well, yes,” Erwin interrupted, “Some day I hope to.”

There was an awkward silence before Kenny started laughing, a grin on his face, “So you’re not a total square, then? I mean, wanting to marry my nephew - there’s gotta be somethin’ wrong with you!”

Erwin forced a small smile, “I suppose there might be. But if loving Levi makes me crazy, then so be it.”

Kenny smirked and set down the brandy on the coffee table, “You wanna hear how Levi feels about you?”

Erwin raised an eyebrow and nodded as Levi desperately tried to stop the conversation, “Kenny! No-”

“That first time you sent him flowers, I’d never seen him smile so much,” Kenny grinned, “And he cuddled with that teddy bear you sent him every night. Never seen ‘im so in love.”

Levi covered his face in embarrassment, but when he looked back up, the two men were laughing together. And that was all Levi could hope for, even if it was at his own expense, he supposed.

~~~

Levi went to sit down at the table with Erwin as his father brought out a ham and began slicing pieces for them. Levi had never had a family dinner; one where you sat down at the table and ate together. It was certainly a strange feeling, but he liked it. Maybe one day he and Erwin would have a family, and they could have family dinners like this with their kids. The thought brought a smile to Levi’s face.

The three began to eat their food, and it was beyond delicious. Erwin’s dad really knew how to cook. Levi ate in silence while Erwin and his dad chatted about menial things. Levi didn’t know what to say. He didn’t want to fuck things up with Erwin’s dad; wanted the man to like him, and think he was good enough for his son.

“So Levi,” Erwin’s dad smiled at him, “How did you and my son meet?”

Levi could feel himself blushing. What a personal question, he thought to himself. He cleared his throat, speaking quietly, “I… We met at a coffee shop…”

“Yeah,” Erwin agreed, “Levi was busy doing work and he wasn’t very thrilled when I approached him and tried to flirt.”

Levi felt a little embarrassed, worried Erwin’s dad might think he was mean or standoffish. But Erwin’s father merely laughed, “Well, you don’t tend to know when to give up, do you Erwin?”

Erwin rolled his eyes, “That’s true, I guess.”

“He kept trying to tell me about this book he was reading,” Levi commented as he popped another piece of ham into his mouth, “It was really irritating.”

Erwin’s dad chuckled, and Levi thought how similar his and his son’s laughs were, “So how did you end up together? Did he use his charm or his good looks? Or both?”

Levi smiled sheepishly, “Both. He was really handsome, so I thought I’d give him a chance. And on our first date, he charmed me pretty good despite where he took me.”

“Where did he take you?” Erwin’s dad asked curiously.

“A goddamn history museum,” Levi rolled his eyes, and Erwin’s dad tossed his head back in a laugh.

“That’s my Erwin for you,” he snickered.

Erwin looked a little embarrassed, but happy the two were getting along. He was just observing them, eating his food silently as if he was worried he might interrupt the moment they were sharing.

“Erwin was always into books and history from a young age,” Erwin’s dad explained, “Probably didn’t help that his old man was a history teacher. What do your parents do?”

“Oh,” Erwin hurriedly interjected, “Dad, Levi doesn’t have-”

“Oh, I’m so sorry,” Erwin’s father quickly apologized, “I didn’t realize.”

“It’s okay,” Levi reassured them, as they both looked suddenly panicked that Erwin’s dad had offended him, “Really, it’s fine. I grew up with my uncle, Kenny. And he was okay. Not really much of a father figure, though.”

Levi couldn’t believe how much he was sharing with Erwin’s dad. The man was just so easy to talk to, much like his son. They pleasantly conversed throughout the whole dinner, Erwin’s father asking him about what he did for a job, what he’d gone to school for, etc.

“Well,” Erwin’s father said once he’d finished his plate, sitting back on his seat, “I approve, Erwin. You two have my blessing; Levi, you’re perfect for my son. I can tell.”

Levi could feel a blush returning to his face, “O-Oh. Thank you.”

Erwin was beaming, reaching a hand out to place on top of Levi’s, “We’re very in love, Dad. I think he’s the one.”

Levi didn’t think he could get any redder, but a small smile appeared on his face at Erwin’s words. He was Erwin’s ‘one’? How sweet… Levi felt the same way, but he’d never known how to express it.

“You two seem good for one another,” Erwin’s father sighed happily, “Erwin, that’s the same way your mother used to look at me.”

Erwin gave his dad a soft, loving smile, “Thanks, Dad. That means a lot.”

Erwin’s dad got up to start clearing the table, and Levi stood at the same time, insisting, “I’ll clean up for you.”

“Are you sure?”

“Don’t worry about it,” Levi reassured him, starting to gather the plates and take them to the kitchen. As he walked through the hall, he heard a brief conversation between Erwin and his father:

“He really is quite the handsome young man,” Erwin’s father was saying.

“I know,” Erwin replied, “Isn’t he wonderful?”

“He is. He’s quiet, but very sweet. I’m so happy for you, Erwin.”

Levi couldn’t help but smile happily as he carried the plates into the kitchen. He was so thrilled that he’d passed the parent test; he’d been approved by Erwin’s father. Erwin had been right; he’d had nothing to worry about.

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Erwin sighed heavily as Mikasa slammed her bedroom door loudly after storming up the stairs. Levi was sitting on the couch, paging through a magazine, and rolled his eyes a little at Mikasa’s tantrum. The girl had just turned 16. She was Levi’s cousin, but the two men had raised her since she was about three years old - when her parents died in a car crash. They were essentially her parents at this point, and right now she was being a very moody teenager. She was pissed off because Erwin had told her she couldn’t spend the night at her boyfriend Eren’s house, and she’d immediately stormed up the stairs and slammed her bedroom door upon his negative response.

Erwin walked up the stairs, knocking on Mikasa’s door, “Mikasa, come on. Can we at least talk about it?”

“No!” Mikasa shouted, sounding annoyed.

“Hey!” Erwin frowned, “We don’t need to shout. Can I come in so we can have a talk?”

Mikasa’s door whipped open, and he came face to face with the teenager. She was in a goth phase, dressed in all black with dark makeup. Certainly different from his cute little toddler who only wanted to wear pink and purple clothes with unicorns on them.

“Mikasa, take some deep breaths,” he instructed, “There’s no reason to be so angry.”

“You’re treating me like a child!” Mikasa argued, going over to her bed and sitting down on it as she crossed her arms.

You are a child, he thought to himself, but refrained from saying it out loud. He knew that wouldn’t get them anywhere, and the teen would be far angrier with him if he told her that she was a child.

“Mikasa,” Erwin tried, “I’m not letting you sleepover at your boyfriend’s place. What kind of parent would I be if I encouraged something like that?”

“A good one,” Mikasa glared at him. Ouch, Erwin thought, That hurt.

“Honey,” Erwin went to sit next to her on the bed, “I just don’t want anything bad to happen to you.”

“You’ve met Eren,” Mikasa insisted, “You know he’s not like that.”

Erwin disagreed. He believed whole-heartedly that Eren was what the kids referred to as a ‘fuck boi’. But he didn’t want to tell Mikasa that. He knew it wouldn’t go well if he tried to accuse Eren of anything bad.

“It’s just hard to trust teenage boys,” Erwin explained, “I’m worried for you.”

“I’m not a kid!” Mikasa snapped, “I’m not your little girl anymore!”

Erwin frowned, his heart pained from that statement. He liked to picture Mikasa as his little girl; that little toddler that he could get along with so well. Since she’d started puberty, she and him hadn’t gotten along very well. He just didn’t know how to handle her.

He got off the bed, “Mikasa, you’re not spending the night at Eren’s. That’s my final answer.”

Mikasa stomped her foot in anger, “Get out!”

Erwin let out a deep sigh and walked out of her room, hearing her slam the door. Well that went well, he thought to himself as loud music began emanating from the teen’s bedroom. Erwin went back downstairs to join Levi on the couch, feeling rather defeated. He’d put his foot down, but he didn’t feel good about the situation at all.

“Am I a bad father?” Erwin asked Levi, who finally looked up from his magazine.

“No, Erwin,” Levi replied, “You’re not a bad father. Mikasa’s just difficult.”

“Do you think I’m in the wrong here?” Erwin buried his face in his hands in frustration, rubbing his forehead, “I just don’t want her to come home pregnant.”

“I mean,” Levi frowned, “She’s going to do what she wants anyways, you know that, right? She’ll find a way to sneak to Eren’s even if we forbid her to do it. Wouldn’t you rather allow her to do it? That way at least we know where she is, and we can openly encourage safe sex.”

Erwin supposed Levi was right. He should’ve probably approached things differently. Mikasa certainly was going to find a way to go to Eren’s anyways, he knew that. And he guessed he would rather encourage her to have safe sex rather than leaving everything up to the teenagers, leading to the possibility of pregnancy.

“You’re right,” Erwin breathed out, “I should’ve just let her go.”

“I’ll go talk to her,” Levi offered, getting up off the couch, “You stay here.”

Erwin nodded, watching Levi head up the stairs. There were a few knocks on Mikasa’s door before it was opened, and Levi returned downstairs shortly, Mikasa not anywhere in sight. Erwin looked at Levi with some confusion.

“She snuck out,” Levi shrugged.

“She snuck out?!” Erwin exclaimed, feeling anger coursing through him. He knew it was a possibility that she would do such a thing, but already?! He got up instantly, going to the door to grab his keys, “Come on. We’re going to the Jaegers.”

Levi looked less than pleased, and Erwin knew why. Eren lived with his older brother, Zeke, and Levi was not a fan of the guy. But Levi stood up and grabbed his jacket, following Erwin out to the car.

“I can’t believe she just snuck out like that!” Erwin exclaimed in frustration, even though Levi had predicted it moments before.

“I told you she would,” Levi muttered, “I was the same way as a teenager.”

“I was never like this,” Erwin said.

“That’s cause you’re a fucking square, Erwin,” Levi teased, trying to lighten the mood a little. But Erwin was angry; he was upset. He hadn’t thought Mikasa would really just sneak out like that and go against his wishes.

They pulled into the Jaeger’s driveway, and Erwin got out, heading to the front door and knocking. It was about 10pm, but the lights were still on, so Erwin knew Zeke was up. Levi stood behind him, hands in his pockets.

Zeke opened the door in his pajamas, looking between Erwin and Levi in some confusion, “Uh… hello?”

“Where is she, monkey man?” Levi spat, and Erwin put a hand in front of Levi’s chest as if to tell him he’d do the talking.

“Where is who?” Zeke frowned.

“Mikasa,” Erwin explained, “She snuck out. We figure she probably snuck into Eren’s bedroom.”

“Oh shit,” Zeke mumbled, “Well, that explains why Eren insisted on going to bed so early tonight. Come on in, I’ll go get them.”

Erwin and Levi entered the house, Levi scoffing and wiping up some dust on the shelf next to him in disgust. Erwin would’ve normally found it funny; how easily irritated Levi got when something had to do with Zeke, but he was far more preoccupied with other thoughts at the moment.

Zeke walked down the hall to Eren’s bedroom, knocking on it a few times. Erwin and Levi followed, waiting at the end of the hallway for Eren and Mikasa to emerge from the room. Erwin crossed his arms, ready to greet his daughter with a disappointed and upset face.

“What?” Came Eren’s voice through the door.

“Eren, I know Mikasa’s in there,” Zeke murmured, “Her dads are here to get her.”

“Shit,” they heard Eren mutter, “That’s… That’s not true! She’s not here!”

“Eren, you’re a horrible liar,” Zeke chuckled, “Just open the door.”

There was a loud sigh on the other side of the door before it opened, Eren shirtless and Mikasa laying on the bed, all her clothes on, thank god. She looked annoyed, getting off the bed and heading to the door to stand next to Eren.

“You really had to follow me here?!” She exclaimed.

“Mikasa, we need to talk,” Erwin grumbled, “Come on, the five of us are going to sit in the living room and talk.”

They all piled into the living room, Mikasa and Eren sitting on the couch next to each other looking incredibly embarrassed and uncomfortable. Erwin sat in the recliner, Levi perched on the arm of the recliner as Zeke pulled up a chair from the kitchen.

“Mikasa,” Erwin sighed, “You don’t have to sneak around. Listen, you can sleep over at Eren’s when you want, but there are some conditions we have to discuss first.”

“Oh god…” she mumbled, unable to look Erwin in the face.

“You have to promise us you’re going to have safe, protected sex. If you want to go on birth control, that’s fine,” Erwin cleared his throat, also uncomfortable with the topic, “We can arrange for that. We just don’t want you to get pregna-”

“Papa!” Mikasa whined, “This is so embarrassing!”

“Your father’s right,” Levi piped up, “Listen to him.”

Zeke chuckled, clearly finding this whole thing amusing, “Well, Eren’s got plenty of condoms. I made sure he was stocked up when I found out he had a girlfriend. We don’t want any kids running around on our end, either.”

Eren blushed profusely, shooting a glare at Zeke, “Can you just… shut up? Please?”

Zeke grinned, “What?! It’s true!”

“Look,” Erwin continued, “Your dad and I are going to leave now. You can spend the night here, if that’s okay with Zeke. But please for the love of god, use protection.”

Mikasa nodded, face completely red from the conversation they were having. Zeke seemed to be fine with the idea of Mikasa staying over, having no objections to Erwin’s statement. Levi got up, going over to Eren and grabbing him by the hair.

“You better treat my daughter right,” Levi growled, “Or we’ll have a fucking problem.”

With that, Erwin and Levi left the house after saying their goodbyes, and were silent the whole way home. Erwin felt sick to his stomach. He’d encouraged his daughter to have sex with that idiot. But at the same time, he felt a little better about the fact that at least she’d agreed to use protection.

Mikasa spent nearly every night that week at Eren’s house, much to Erwin and Levi’s annoyance. Though it was nice to have the house to themselves, they weren’t really huge fans of who she was spending all her time with after school.

But one afternoon, Mikasa returned from school, throwing her backpack onto the kitchen table and heading upstairs without a word. Erwin and Levi exchanged a look, Levi shrugging a little.

Erwin immediately got up when he heard her slam her door, and he went upstairs, walking down the hallway and hearing loud sniffles coming from her room. He frowned, knocking gently on her door. ‘Go away’ was all he heard in response, but he knew something was clearly wrong. He knocked again, wondering what had made her so upset all of a sudden. He had a feeling it had something to do with Eren.

“Honey,” Erwin pleaded, “Please let me in. I wanna help.”

“Fine,” she responded weakly, her voice strained from crying.

Erwin opened the door, finding his daughter strewn across her bed, eyes red with tears as she wept. He closed the door behind him and went to sit on the edge of her bed, starting to rub her back soothingly.

“It’s okay, love,” Erwin murmured, “Can you tell me what happened?”

“E-Eren put his arm around another girl at school today,” Mikasa explained through her tears, “And when I asked him about it, he tried to pretend like it didn’t happen.”

Erwin sighed, “I’m sorry, sweetie. He was wrong to do that. You don’t deserve to be treated that way.”

Mikasa sat up, and for a moment Erwin worried she was going to tell him to leave, which was what she would usually do. But instead, she wrapped her arms around his middle and buried her face in his chest, shoulders racking with sobs. Erwin couldn’t help the sad smile on his face as he hugged her back, rubbing her back gently.

“It’ll be okay,” Erwin tried to soothe her, “He’s just a little immature still. And he doesn’t realize how lucky he is to have you.”

“Thanks, Papa,” Mikasa sniffled, pulling away and wiping her tears after a couple minutes of crying, “I’ll be okay.”

“Are you sure?” Erwin asked, pushing her hair out of her face, “How about I go get us some bowls of ice cream and we can watch a movie together?”

Mikasa smiled a little at the notion and nodded, wiping her remaining tears on her sleeve, “I’d like that.”

Erwin was glad to feel helpful, and he got up to go down to the kitchen and get them their ice cream. But he stopped in the doorway when he heard Mikasa say, “Papa?”

“Yes?” Erwin turned around.

“I love you,” Mikasa forced a sad smile.

“I love you too,” Erwin smiled back, leaving the room. He felt so happy to have heard those words. It’d been so long since Mikasa had said them to him. Life was rough taking care of a teen, but it was special moments like this that Erwin was glad to have Mikasa as his daughter.

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Erwin climbed up on the rooftop of the house Levi, Hange, and himself were renting during their college years. Levi was already up there, staring up at the stars with his head leaned back. Erwin admired him for a moment; he looked so captivated and content. He walked carefully across the shingles of the roof before sitting down next to his best friend.

Levi and he had been close since they were really little; they were best friends since Erwin’s dad had met Levi’s mom when they sent the two boys to Pre-K. Over the years, Erwin had developed quite the crush on his close friend, and he was ashamed of it every time he thought about it. How could I be crushing on my best friend? Erwin thought to himself in shame, not wanting to ruin their friendship.

“Isn’t it beautiful?” Levi asked, staring up at the stars.

“Yeah…” Erwin replied, still staring at Levi, “Beautiful.”

He was almost in a trance as he gazed at Levi’s beauty: his small form, his jet black hair, his deep gray eyes. He hadn’t even seen the stars yet, just staring at Levi with all the affection he held in his heart.

“Do you see any constellations?” Levi wondered, and Erwin suddenly snapped his attention up to the sky, wanting to answer Levi’s question.

“Yeah, there’s the Big Dipper,” Erwin pointed upwards, “See? There’s the handle.”

Levi smiled, and his smile could light a thousand night skies in Erwin’s mind. He wanted to do whatever it took to keep that smile on Levi’s face; to keep him happy. Levi pointed out another constellation, the Little Dipper, and tried to explain its location to Erwin, who was barely listening. He was too focused on Levi’s small hands when he reached up, the way his muscles flexed as he moved his arms, the twinkle in his eyes at having discovered something.

“Anyways,” Levi continued, turning to Erwin, “How was your date with that girl from chemistry class?”

Erwin shrugged, “Okay, I guess.”

A girl in his chemistry class had asked him out, and he found himself unable to say no and disappoint her. He’d tried to convince himself that he just needed to move on from Levi, but the date hadn’t really gone anywhere, and he was back to being single and yearning for Levi all over again.

“You didn’t even bring her home?” Levi asked, “I’m surprised, it’s been a while for you, hasn’t it?”

Erwin nodded in some embarrassment, “Yeah, it has.”

The last time he’d brought someone home was months ago; a man from a party he’d been at. Erwin had fucked him so loudly that the next morning Hange and Levi had teased him about it relentlessly.

“Well, you’re lucky,” Levi mumbled, “I…I haven’t even…”

Levi looked sheepish now, a little red in the face as he finished, “Had sex before…”

Erwin’s eyes widened. Levi had never had sex? But what about all the times they’d talked about sex? He had seemed so knowledgeable that Erwin had never thought to question whether his friend was a virgin or not.

“Oh?” Erwin replied, unsure of how to even respond to that, “I… I never would’ve guessed.”

“Really?” Levi chuckled uncomfortably, “I’m pretty introverted, Erwin. I don’t go on dates or anything like you do.”

“I guess you just seemed like you’d done it before,” Erwin muttered, unable to look at Levi now. He was thinking of all the things he’d like to do to the smaller man, to show him what it was like, and he was desperately fighting off a boner.

“Nope,” Levi shook his head, clasping his hands together and rubbing them to keep them warm in the autumn air, “It kinda sucks to be honest… it weighs on my mind every once in a while. Sometimes I just wish I could do it, just to get it over with.”

Erwin swallowed thickly, looking down at his shoes and hugging his knees to his chest, “You mean… if someone offered… you’d consider it, just to get it over with?”

A million thoughts were running through his mind now, and his entire mouth felt dry all of a sudden. He licked his lips, eyes darting around the rooftop as he avoided Levi’s face. Depending on the man’s response, he was trying to think of how he was going to get away with this.

“Yeah,” Levi shrugged, “I mean it would depend on the person, but I’d be open to it. Not that I’m desperate or anything, but I’d consider it.”

Erwin could feel his heart racing in his chest, his fingers shaking as he let go of his legs and leaned back on his hands, trying to seem casual as he asked shakily, “I…I could… if you want, we could… um…”

He finally looked at Levi just to gauge his reaction, and the shorter man was significantly red in the face, staring at Erwin with some disbelief. Oh god, I scared him off, he thought worriedly, He’s never gonna want to be my friend after this.

“Are you asking if I want to have sex with you?” Levi wondered, his voice also quivering with nerves.

Erwin nodded, unable to form words for a moment before he added quickly, “It’s a stupid idea- I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have-”

“No,” Levi interrupted, “It’s not stupid, I…I’d love to- I mean, we can… if you want.”

Erwin could tell he was trying not to sound too eager, though he wasn’t sure why Levi would be eager to have sex with him. He didn’t think Levi was attracted to him at all. But now he was starting to question that, as Levi seemed susceptible to the idea of having sex with him. So he must’ve found him somewhat attractive, right?

“You mean… you really want to…?” Erwin asked in some shock, “I don’t want you to feel pressured to-”

“I’m not,” Levi replied, “I don’t feel pressured. I want to.”

Levi started to move towards the ladder that they’d used to get onto the roof. Hange was at a lab that evening, so they didn’t have to worry about them bothering the two. But Erwin was still in shock, especially when Levi moved so quickly. Wait, he thought, He wants to do it now?! He stared after Levi with his mouth slightly ajar.

Levi looked back at him from atop the ladder, “What?”

“O-Oh,” Erwin stuttered, “I didn’t know you meant right now.”

“Oh,” Levi’s face turned a bright red, the tips of his ears burning, “Oh, I’m sorry. We don’t have to do it now, I just thought…”

“No no,” Erwin shuffled towards the edge of the roof, finally coming to his senses, “We can go now. I’m fine with now.”

He didn’t want to pass up the opportunity, in case Levi suddenly decided he didn’t like Erwin anymore and would rather vomit than have sex with him. Levi smiled goofily at him, a smile Erwin hadn’t seen before, and quickly climbed down the ladder. Erwin followed, trying to focus as best he could on the rungs of the ladder. He didn’t need to misstep and get hurt, not now of all times. The two walked back into the house, Levi leading them down the hall to his bedroom. He could see the spring in Levi’s step as he walked down to his room, and could tell the man was nervous but excited.

They entered his bedroom and Erwin closed the door to give them privacy, even though nobody else was home. When he turned back to Levi, the man was sitting on the edge of his bed, hands resting next to him on the sheets, bunching them up in between his fingers anxiously.

“So um…” Levi muttered, looking up at Erwin, “Where do we start?”

Erwin was just now realizing he’d have to take the lead, which wasn’t uncommon for him. But in this situation, with Levi, he was more concerned about doing so than he’d ever been before. He rubbed the back of his neck, feeling his face redden as his eyes raked up and down Levi’s clothed body.

“Take… Take your pants off,” Erwin instructed, “And just sit on the edge of the bed. I’m gonna… I’m… just give me a second.”

He was a bundle of nerves. Erwin took a couple deep breaths to calm himself, knowing he couldn’t do this if he was so anxious. Levi stood, looking away from Erwin as he removed his pants and boxers, sitting back on the edge of the bed. Erwin took his time to examine Levi under his clothes: his pert little ass, round and bouncy - god how Erwin wanted to grope at that - and his already-stiffening cock between his legs, average-sized and twitching with each passing glance at Erwin. He didn’t know how he’d gotten so lucky, but he was going to show Levi a world he hadn’t experienced before.

“Can…Can you take yours off too?” Levi asked, “It would make me feel a little easier.”

Erwin nodded, unbuckling his belt and tugging his pants down along with his boxers, his cock springing free. Levi simply stared at the large monster between his legs, eyes widening slightly. Erwin would understand if Levi wanted out right now; if he was afraid to take such a thing.

“You can tell me to stop at any time,” Erwin reminded him, his pants and boxers pooling on the floor as he stepped out of them. He also went to remove his shirt, tugging it over his head and tossing it down with the other clothes.

Levi nodded, moving to take off his own shirt. The last time the two had seen one another naked was when they went skinny dipping with Hange late at night at the lake, but it had been rather dark out then. Erwin took a moment to examine Levi’s muscular torso, his toned arms and abs.

Levi’s legs were swinging off the edge of the bed, and Erwin got down on his knees in between them. His friend’s eyes widened, mouth opening slightly in surprise. Erwin carefully took Levi’s hardening cock into his hands, tugging at it a couple of times.

A strangled gasp came from Levi’s mouth, and the shorter man bit his lip at the feeling, “O-Oh- that feels g-good.”

Erwin smiled softly, “I’m about to make you feel even better.”

He couldn’t believe he’d said something so cheesy, but he brushed it off, deciding not to dwell on it as he experimentally licked the salty tip, drawing a shaky moan from Levi. He licked all the sensitive spots of his cock, teasing him perfectly. The shorter man’s legs were already trembling, unused to this kind of attention. Finally, Erwin decided he’d done enough teasing, and sunk down onto Levi’s erection with his open mouth, wrapping his lips around it and beginning to bob his head up and down. He could see Levi through half-lidded eyes, the shorter man gripping the sheets as if he didn’t know where to put his hands.

Erwin took one of Levi’s hands into his own and guided it to his blonde locks, trying to instruct Levi to hold onto his hair if he needed to. Levi ran his fingers through Erwin’s hair before pulling lightly on it, his other hand still resting on the bed behind him as he tried to keep upright.

Erwin pulled away to lap at the veins on the shaft before engulfing him all over again, listening to the small pants and whimpers of the man above him. He was generally on the receiving end of blow jobs, but this time he really wanted to make sure Levi was enjoying himself before they got to the real thing.

He could tell the shorter man was holding back, choked whines escaping his mouth as he struggled to keep composure. Erwin kept sucking dutifully, hands on Levi’s thighs as he did so. He wanted Levi to let go, to enjoy himself.

“Levi,” he murmured as he pulled away, licking at the cock head once more, “Let go. It’s okay, you can be yourself around me. You don’t need to hold back.”

Levi nodded, letting out a low groan when Erwin put him back into his mouth and started moving his head up and down once more. Levi’s hand was guiding him back down onto his cock over and over, as if he couldn’t get enough of the sensation.

“Oh god,” Levi sighed contently, “I… I’m getting so close, Erwin.”

Erwin pulled away, a string of saliva and pre-cum clinging to his lips. He wiped them on the back of his hand before he got off his knees, fully hard now just from sucking Levi off and listening to his noises. Levi was staring at him lustfully, and they both looked a little more sure of themselves now, which was what Erwin had hoped the blow job would open them both up to.

“Please, Erwin,” Levi whimpered, laying back on the bed on his elbows and spreading his legs wide open, “Please take me.”

Erwin could’ve cum just from that, but he held back, sucking in a deep breath to calm himself. He realized he needed lube, and muttered a ‘be right back’ before rushing down the hall to his own room. He didn’t even take the time he needed to calm down, he just ran in, grabbed the lube from his bedside table drawer, and ran back, not wanting to keep Levi waiting too long. The man was still laying sprawled out patiently when he got back, a nervous smile greeting Erwin.

Erwin poured some of the cold liquid onto his fingers, positioning them down at the parting of Levi’s ass. Levi gasped slightly as the cold was pushed between his cheeks and circled his hole. He reached his hands up to grip Erwin’s forearms, clearly terrified.

“Shh,” Erwin cooed, trying to soothe him before the first finger went in, “Take some deep breaths, okay? It’ll only hurt if you’re tense.”

Levi nodded a little, taking a couple of deep breaths before he nodded again to let Erwin know he could continue. Erwin gently began to press the finger inside, just up to the knuckle, as he worked Levi open around his digit. Levi dug his fingers into Erwin’s skin, eyes widening slightly from the feeling. Then, finally, he moaned, as Erwin pushed the finger all the way in, brushing it against his prostate.

“Hush now,” Erwin whispered soothingly, “There you go, see? It doesn’t hurt so much. Just a little uncomfortable at first.”

Levi whimpered, “It…It feels good- your fingers are so big.”

Just wait till my cock is in there, Erwin wanted to say, but he didn’t want to scare Levi off. The man had only just started doing sexual things, and Erwin didn’t know just how dirty he was allowed to be.

“You’re being so good,” Erwin praised as he added a second finger, scissoring the opening, “Already taking two fingers even though it’s your first time.”

Levi whined, legs quivering as he fought to keep them open from the intense pleasure, especially when Erwin began grinding the fingers into his prostate over and over, causing the shorter man to toss his head back with a loud moan.

“C-Call me that again,” he requested quietly as his breathing became labored.

Erwin raised an eyebrow, slowly adding a third finger and working to stretch him open, “Call you what? Good?”

Levi nodded, his cock jumping simply from the word ‘good’ being spoken by Erwin. The blonde couldn’t help the small smirk on his face, realizing this must be one of Levi’s kinks. Of course, he wasn’t going to tease him for it. But he would play into it as much as he could, wanting to hear Levi get off to his words.

“Mmm,” Erwin murmured, “So good for me, aren’t you? My good, good boy.”

Levi gasped and groaned, a desperate nod, “Y-Yeah, I’m a good boy.”

“You are,” Erwin agreed, pumping his fingers in and out, “Such a good boy for me.”

Levi moaned, his eyes dilating with pleasure as pre-cum leaked out onto his stomach. He must really like that, Erwin noted, gently removing his fingers once he was sure Levi was prepped enough. He stood, swinging Levi’s legs over his shoulders and lining up his dick with Levi’s entrance. He couldn’t believe he was finally getting to do this; be with Levi like this.

Levi hooked his legs around Erwin’s neck to draw him a little closer, his thighs pressing up into his chest as Erwin began to push the head inside. Tears sprung to the corners of Levi’s eyes, and Erwin was at first worried he was in pain, until Levi moaned loudly and gripped the sheets below him for purchase.

“Good boy,” Erwin cooed, “Good boy. Keep taking it-”

“Ohh,” Levi moaned, “But Erwin, it’s so much-”

“Hush,” Erwin shushed him quietly, continuing to push in, “You’re gonna take it all, aren’t you? You know why? Because you’re a very good little boy, right?”

Levi cried out at that, tossing his head back against the sheets and groaning loudly, “Oh yes- oh god yes!”

Erwin pushed in until he was fully settled inside, a contented sigh leaving his lips at the warmth surrounding him, “Shit. You’re so good, Levi. Feels amazing.”

Levi was fisting at the sheets, his eyes half-lidded with lust and his legs shaking. Erwin stayed where he was, wanting to allow Levi to get used to things before he started. It was very hard to keep his self-control, holding Levi’s thighs in his hands and willing himself to stay still for Levi’s sake.

“Oh fuck,” Levi moaned, already squirming a little as he tried to fuck himself on Erwin’s cock, “Oh Erwin.”

Erwin groaned, “Fuck. You ready?”

Levi nodded eagerly, a whimper leaving his mouth, “P-Please- please.”

That’s all Erwin needed to hear. He gripped Levi’s thighs a little tighter and started pumping in and out slowly, making sure to hit Levi’s prostate on each thrust. The shorter man gasped and whined, nodding dumbly at the pleasure he was feeling.

“You’re so good,” Erwin muttered, “So fucking good for me.”

“Y-Yeah,” Levi agreed through a moan, “Yeah I am. I’m so good, Ervy. Just for you.”

Erwin couldn’t believe Levi was using his affectionate nickname for him during sex. He also couldn’t believe any of this was happening. Levi was so into it; this didn’t just seem like a fucking between friends situation.

“You don’t know how long I’ve wanted to do this,” Erwin managed to get out between thrusts, immediately blushing upon realizing what he’d said.

But Levi simply moaned, nodding desperately, “M-Me too! I’ve wanted you for so long- so long, Erwin.”

Erwin let out a low groan at that, starting to fuck into Levi a little more wildly, “Oh god, you’re so fucking hot, Levi.”

“Fuck!” Levi cried out, reaching up to grip Erwin’s forearms again, “Oh fuck- you too, Ervy, d-don’t stop!”

“My good boy,” Erwin growled, pounding into him powerfully, “My perfect baby.”

Levi practically shrieked, strings of cum painting his stomach and thighs as he came. Erwin could barely handle the sight, needing only a couple more thrusts before he, too, finished inside of Levi. The two were panting hard, and Erwin pulled out slowly, collapsing back on the bed so he was laying next to Levi. He soon saw Levi’s face appear in his vision, and felt a sweet and gentle kiss being pressed to his lips. Erwin didn’t understand why he deserved a kiss, but he melted into it all the same.

Levi was smiling when he pulled away, “So how long have you wanted to be with me?”

“For a long time,” Erwin emphasized, “Since we were little.”

“Me too,” Levi agreed, resting his head on Erwin’s chest and running a finger along his abs gently, “Hange’s gonna be so happy. They had a bet going that you liked me just as much as I like you. I guess I lost.”

Erwin chuckled softly, pressing a kiss to the top of Levi’s head, “I guess you did.”

Erwin sighed happily as the two of them snuggled up to one another. He hadn’t expected this to happen at all when they’d climbed onto the roof that night. Levi not only had wanted to have sex with him, but wanted to be with him as well. And that’s all Erwin could ever ask for.

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“I love the way you look at me,” Zeke murmured sweetly, running his fingers along Levi’s cheek.

“And I love you,” Levi responded sweetly, leaning up and pressing their lips together.

Erwin watched from off set in disgust as the two kissed, the cameras zooming in on their faces. He couldn’t say he wasn’t jealous because he was- incredibly so. He’d been pining after Levi for ages, but for some reason in every production he’d done with Levi and Zeke, the two had been cast as lovers, with Erwin as the side character. He was getting sick of it. And it didn’t help that Levi and Zeke seemed to get along so swimmingly outside of their on-screen relationship. As soon as the director yelled cut, the two pulled away from each other, both smiling. Levi had a small blush on his face as he let go of Zeke, who teased him by kissing him on his cheek.

“He said ‘cut’, Zeke,” Levi blushed, covering his face where Zeke had kissed him.

“Oh, I know that,” Zeke responded with a smirk, winking at Levi.

Erwin rolled his eyes, grumbling swears under his breath as Levi blew a kiss at Zeke and walked off set, towards his chair next to Erwin, who had been reading over his lines before they’d decided to film the kiss scene in front of him.

“Hi Erwin,” Levi plopped down onto his seat, “Did we do well?”

Erwin nodded, trying to wipe away his irritated look, “Yeah, you did great. It was a really convincing kiss.”

Suddenly, two arms wrapped around Levi from behind, and Zeke stood there, chin perched in Levi’s hair, “That’s because we have great chemistry, don’t we, darling?”

Levi was turning red again, a sight that irritated Erwin mostly because he wanted to be the one making Levi blush, not Zeke. The shorter man laughed softly and nodded, “I suppose we do, don’t we? What do you think, Erwin?”

“You two could win couple of the year,” Erwin mumbled in annoyance, a grin still on his face as he tried to hide his clear irritation.

But the two were barely paying attention. Zeke was whispering something in Levi’s ear that had made him giggle. They were like dumb teenagers in love; that’s how Erwin would describe them. So fucking annoying, he thought to himself.

“I’ll see you later, cutie,” Zeke murmured to Levi before waving at Erwin, “See you, Erwin.”

Erwin waved, refraining from rolling his eyes as the man walked away. Levi watched after him for a moment, which Erwin noticed with some jealousy. He wished Levi would look at him like that. But he had a plan in mind. He was going to get Levi to spend some alone time with him, get to know him a little better.

“Levi,” Erwin started, capturing his attention, “Can you help me go over some lines? I have a new scene I’ve been practicing, but I’d like to run it through with someone.”

Levi nodded with a shy smile, “Sure thing. We can practice tomorrow morning. Can you be here an hour early?”

“Yes,” Erwin agreed, “I’ll be here at 8am, then.”

Levi hopped off his chair, “Okay. See you then.”

He waved sweetly at Erwin before walking off towards the dressing room, and Erwin couldn’t help but stare as he walked away, dreaming about what it would be like to hold Levi in his arms.

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Erwin arrived at the set the next morning, Levi already in his dressing room sipping on tea. Erwin could see him through the trailer window. He knocked and heard Levi call for him to ‘come in’, so he did. When he entered, a blush rose to his face when he realized Levi was merely in a robe, nothing underneath. But Levi seemed nonchalant about it, not bothered at all even by Erwin’s clear embarrassment.

He set down his tea cup on the coffee table in front of him, “Let’s get started, shall we? Which scene is it?”

Erwin quickly shook himself of the nerves, paging through the script until he found the scene, “It’s page 28, scene 7.”

Levi nodded, turning to the page, “You want me to read for Anna?”

Anna was his love interest in the show; this was fairly new, a new romance that had budded throughout the first season, but this was the scene where the two characters would finally show their feelings for one another.

Erwin nodded, and Levi began to read, “But Matt, you can’t just expect me to drop everything just to be with you.”

Erwin performed his lines perfectly, “Anna, I don’t expect any of that. I just needed you to know how much I care about you.”

Levi stood from his chair, trying to get more in character as he scanned the lines before looking up at Erwin, “I care about you too. But… we just can’t be together, Matt.”

“Why not?” Erwin tossed aside his script, already knowing the lines by heart, “Is your job more important than I am? You really care about your work that much?”

Levi took a step closer, staring up at Erwin with all the emotions he was so good at bringing up through his acting skills, “I love my work. I can’t just drop everything to be with you.”

“Then don’t,” Erwin murmured, “Just be with me now, in this moment.”

Levi glanced at Erwin’s lips briefly, looking down at the script, which read that the two were supposed to kiss. Erwin had thought they would stop the scene there, as he didn’t want to make Levi uncomfortable. But he was shocked when Levi reached two hands up to grip Erwin’s face between them, leaning up with puckered lips.

The door swung open, Zeke sauntering in comfortably. Levi instantly pulled away from Erwin and acted as though nothing had happened, his eye twitching at the interruption. Erwin cursed inside of his head, annoyed as hell that Zeke had walked in at this moment.

Levi smiled, “Zeke… hey.”

He walked over to greet the man, the two hugging briefly as Zeke smiled back, “Hey Levi. Missed you, love.”

Levi visibly blushed, leaning up to press a kiss to Zeke’s cheek, “Missed you too.”

They pulled away from each other, Zeke putting his hands on his hips, “So what are you two up to this morning?”

“Running over some lines,” Erwin explained, still feeling that irritating pit in his stomach from Zeke walking in and interrupting.

“Ervy has a kiss scene,” Levi teased, “With Marie.”

“Oooh,” Zeke chuckled, “That’s great. Marie’s really pretty, Erwin. Are you excited to kiss her?”

In truth, Erwin was indifferent about his kiss with Marie. She certainly was pretty, but Erwin had his eyes on Levi. Erwin wished that Levi had his eyes on him as well.

“Ervy’s never had a kiss scene before,” Levi smiled, “Have you?”

Erwin shook his head, and Zeke wriggled his eyebrows at him, “Wanna practice?”

Erwin laughed uncomfortably, but Levi quickly interjected, “Ooh, that’s a good idea, Zeke. He could probably use some practice before his big kiss scene.”

Zeke took a step towards Erwin, “I’m down. You okay with that, Erwin?”

Erwin would’ve much rather kissed Levi, and he wanted to object, but Zeke was already stepping closer to him, preparing to kiss him, and Erwin supposed he could use some practice. He sighed a little and nodded, fists down at his sides nervously.

Zeke placed his hands on either side of Erwin’s face and drew him closer, pressing a kiss to his lips. Erwin felt a little disgusted, to be kissing someone he’d been so angry with. But he kissed back softly, the sounds of their lips smacking together filling the small trailer.

Zeke pulled away shortly, murmuring, “Not bad, not bad. He’s a good kisser, Levi.”

Levi looked between the two of them, “It looked like a good kiss. You salivate like crazy, Zeke.”

Zeke laughed, “Don’t lie. You love my kisses.”

Levi blushed and smiled at the teasing, “I suppose so.”

Erwin grimaced. How the hell had he managed to be so unlucky? First, he didn’t get to kiss Levi, then he ended up having to kiss Zeke. Could this day get any worse?

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“Action,” the director called, and Erwin took Marie’s hands into his own. They had just begun their scene together, Levi and Zeke sitting off to the side of the cameras as they waited to record their own upcoming scenes.

She stared up at him with a look of conflict, “I love my work. I can’t just drop everything to be with you.”

“Then don’t,” Erwin replied, “Just be with me now, in this moment.”

Marie leaned up to kiss him, and the two shared a brief, but passionate kiss. The director yelled ‘cut’, and the two pulled away. When Erwin looked back over at Levi’s chair, he was gone, and Erwin could see him storming off the set, Zeke following him. Had the two had a fight? Why had Levi stormed off like that?

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It was the final day on the set for this season, and Erwin was feeling sick to his stomach. Levi hadn’t talked to him since his kiss with Marie, and Erwin didn’t understand what he’d done wrong. Perhaps he was just so enamored with Zeke that he didn’t have time for Erwin’s friendship anymore.

When Erwin got into work early that morning, he saw Levi sitting in his chair all alone, hands crossed over his stomach in some thought. Erwin walked over to him, and as soon as Levi saw him he went to stand, about to leave.

“Wait!” Erwin called out, unable to help himself, “Don’t go!”

Levi stopped in his tracks, turning around and crossing his arms, “What?”

Erwin frowned, looking down at the ground nervously, “I… I don’t know what I did to make you so mad at me, but I’m sorry. At least tell me what I did wrong so I can fix it. Please, Levi?”

When he looked up, Levi had a look of conflict on his face, biting his lip as he sighed, “Erwin I… I’m not mad at you.”

A look of confusion passed over Erwin’s face, “You’re not?”

Levi shook his head, “No. I’m just… I got jealous. I’m sorry for ignoring you.”

Jealous? Erwin thought to himself, Why was Levi jealous?

“Wh… What are you jealous for?” Erwin asked, eyes widening slightly.

Levi looked a little sheepish, rubbing the back of his neck nervously, “I… I like you, Erwin. It made me jealous when you kissed Marie… even though I know you were acting, I just… I was worried maybe you like her.”

Erwin couldn’t believe what Levi was saying. Levi liked him? Since when? Erwin couldn’t help himself, blurting, “But what about Zeke? I thought you liked him… you two always seem so enamored with one another.”

Levi blushed a little, shaking his head, “No… I just act like that with him to stay in character.”

Erwin couldn’t believe his ears. Levi liked him and he’d merely been pretending with Zeke. He could feel himself blushing now, suddenly nervous at the prospect of being alone with Levi when they both had feelings for one another.

“Can I… Can I kiss you?” Levi asked, taking a step closer.

Erwin nodded, stepping closer to Levi and leaning down. Levi reached up and cupped his face, bringing him down to kiss him on the lips. They shared a brief kiss, lips smacking against one another.

When they pulled away, Levi sighed contently, hugging onto Erwin and burying his face in the man’s chest. Erwin had never felt so giddy in his whole life. He felt incredibly lucky now that he had Levi.

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Levi frowned as he pulled the lid off the pot, the steam and smoke pouring from it. He’d burned the noodles. How the hell had he burned the noodles? He’d just left for a brief moment to tidy up, but apparently had gotten distracted, and now the dinner was ruined.

He’d already ruined Valentine’s Day before their date had even began. Erwin would be coming home from work soon, and Levi would have to remake the noodles. Not to mention, the beef and gravy he was cooking wasn’t cooking right; even though he’d kept it on medium heat. 

He sighed heavily. All he wanted to do was have a perfect dinner date with his husband. Erwin always did such incredible things for him on Valentine’s Day: took him to fancy restaurants, brought him nice gifts, gave him incredible, mind-blowing sex. Levi had told Erwin that he was going to take over their plans for the holiday this year; he wanted to repay the favor. He was going to make dinner from scratch and give Erwin the best sex of his life. But his plan was already going to shit.

Levi heard the sound of a car pulling up and frowned, hurriedly scraping the burnt noodles from the bottom of the pot, attempting to salvage the non-burnt ones on the top. Erwin was back early, he wasn’t meant to come home for another half hour. Levi supposed he’d have to make do with what he had, and he plated the salvaged noodles with some of the beef and gravy. The gravy had thickened too much in his negligence, and he tried stirring it more to make it a little thinner. He placed the plates on the table, feeling uneasy. He was somewhat of a perfectionist; he didn’t like presenting food that wasn’t amazing, and this was mediocre at best.

Erwin walked through the front door, a bouquet of flowers and a small box in his hands. Romantic bastard, Levi thought to himself, greeting Erwin with a small smile as he walked into the kitchen. The two kissed briefly before Erwin handed him the flowers and gift, murmuring a ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’ against his skin.

Levi smelled the flowers before setting them on the counter, eagerly unwrapping the box. He opened it up; a beautiful silver watch that must’ve cost a small fortune. He admired it, taking it out of the box and examining it. There was an engraving behind the clock face: Erwin&Levi always and forever.

Levi sighed happily, placing it back in the box, “Thank you, Ervy. This is beautiful.”

“I thought you’d like it,” Erwin agreed, the two sharing another sweet kiss, “Also, what smells like it’s burning?”

Levi grimaced as he put the box on the counter, admitting sheepishly, “I burnt the noodles. I’m sorry in advance for the horrible dinner we’re going to have.”

“Aww, baby,” Erwin chuckled, “Don’t apologize. I’m sure it’ll be great.”

Levi didn’t think so, but the two went to sit at the table anyways. Levi got up to get the wine bottle he’d left on the counter, but it slipped from his fingers as he picked it up, falling to the floor with a loud crash. He winced from the sound, and Erwin instantly got up to help him.

“No no,” Levi insisted, “I’ve got it. Sit back down.”

Could this get any worse? He thought in irritation as he began sopping up the wine with paper towels. He’d have to mop the floors later, he thought to himself as he realized just how sticky the floors would be. Once most of the wine was cleaned up, Levi went to grab the broom, cursing under his breath at how awful this dinner was going so far. It was a disaster.

He swept up the broken glass and tossed it in the garbage, walking back over to the table. On his way there, he felt something sharp stabbing his bare foot, and instantly jumped back. Had he missed some glass? He turned his foot over, seeing a small shard of glass poking out of his skin, blood pooling there.

“Baby, are you okay?” Erwin asked upon realizing what had happened, instantly standing up to help Levi.

“I’m fine, I’m fine,” Levi insisted, “It’s just a little glass.”

He reached down and tugged the small shard out of his foot, grimacing when he saw more blood pour from the wound. It wasn’t a big cut, but he’d definitely need a bandaid. Erwin’s arms were around him suddenly, the man lifting him bridal style so he wouldn’t have to walk on the bleeding foot.

“Erwin, really,” Levi frowned, “I’m okay. You don’t have to help me.”

“But I want to,” Erwin smiled softly down at him, carrying him into the bathroom, “Let me bandage you up.”

He set Levi down so he was sitting on the bathroom counter, and retrieved the Neosporin bandaids, and alcohol from the medicine cabinet. He kneeled down, washing the wound with the alcohol before putting Neosporin on it and placing the bandaid over the top.

“Thanks,” Levi grumbled, feeling annoyed that he was just fucking things up over and over again.

He hopped off the counter and tested out his foot, which was already feeling much better. The two went back into the dining room and began to eat, Levi cursing himself as now their food was cold. But Erwin didn’t complain, he just ate even if to Levi this food felt inedible.

“I’m sorry,” Levi mumbled, annoyed at himself.

Erwin looked up from his food with a frown, “What are you sorry for, baby?”

Levi sighed, “I just… I wanted this dinner to be perfect, but I fucked up the food and then I broke the wine bottle, then I got damn glass in my foot and now the food is cold and I-”

“Whoa whoa whoa,” Erwin held his hands up, “Calm down, Levi. It’s really not a big deal.”

“But it is,” Levi tried, feeling a bit frazzled, “You always make everything so perfect for me on Valentine’s Day. I just wanted to give you the same…”

Erwin smiled softly, reaching across to grab one of Levi’s hands, “Baby, it doesn’t matter to me if Valentine’s Day is perfect or not. To me, it’s perfect just because I get to spend it with you.”

Levi could feel himself blushing from Erwin’s words, a smile appearing on his face, “Really?”

“Of course,” Erwin squeezed his hand gently, “Besides, I thought the food was good.”

“You don’t have to lie,” Levi rolled his eyes a bit.

“I’m not!” Erwin laughed, “You know I love your cooking.”

Levi was almost certain Erwin was just saying that to make him feel better, but he decided to let it slide just this once. He watched Erwin press a kiss to the back of his hand, and suddenly he thought about the other gift he had for Erwin.

“I…I have something else for you,” Levi muttered, pulling his hand away, “It’s a gift, but you have to open it upstairs.”

Erwin raised an eyebrow, a knowing smirk appearing on his lips, “Oh really now?”

Levi nodded, “Yes. Go wait in your office at your desk. I’ll be right there to join you.”

Erwin didn’t hesitate. He took his and Levi’s finished plates and put them in the sink before heading upstairs to his office. Levi went to the bedroom to get ready, putting on his outfit and fixing up his hair and makeup. He’d prepared himself earlier on before making dinner so that they could just get right to it, and he was excited to show Erwin the outfit he’d bought.

He grabbed his accessories and walked down the hall towards Erwin’s office door, which was closed. Levi opened the door slowly, sliding into the room in a maid’s uniform: complete with a flowing black skirt and white apron, a lacy black garter belt around his thigh, knee high white socks and black heels. He also wore a cute little black headband and had done black eyeliner and mascara on his eyes, and the outfit had ruffles on the sleeves. Levi carried a duster in his hand, and could see that he’d immediately captured his husband’s attention. Erwin was staring at him with widened eyes, mouth slightly ajar at the sight of him.

Levi sauntered over to the bookshelf and bent over to dust the lowest shelf, making sure that Erwin could see the lacy black panties underneath his short skirt. He loved teasing his husband, and was enjoying the feeling of the man’s eyes boring holes into his skin. Levi smirked a little and stood up straight, glancing back innocently at Erwin.

“Is there anything I can do for you, Mr. Smith?” Levi asked, twirling his duster in his hands.

Erwin seemed captivated, shaking his head to come back to reality before a sly grin appeared on his face, “I can think of a few things. Come here.”

He motioned with his finger for Levi to come over, and Levi cautiously walked across the room, his heels clicking on the wooden floor. Erwin pushed his chair back, already sporting a boner through his pants, and held his hands out for Levi to come closer. Levi put his hands behind his back, playing the role of an innocent maid, and went to stand in front of Erwin, who put two hands on each of his ass cheeks and pulled him closer, so that Levi was standing between Erwin’s legs.

“S-Sir?” Levi inquired, “What are you doing?”

He so enjoyed role-playing with Erwin; they’d only done it a few times throughout their relationship, but Erwin seemed to really enjoy it when they did, so Levi had decided this would be perfect for their Valentine’s Day romp.

Erwin moved his hands underneath the skirt and groped at his ass, smirking up at him, “I think you know exactly what I’m doing, darling. Would you like to please your master, hmm?”

Levi could feel the tips of his ears turning red from Erwin’s words, his dick twitching to life. He tried to appear unsure of himself, “But… But sir, I don’t think that’s allowed.”

Erwin chuckled lowly, smacking Levi’s ass hard with one hand before going back to groping it, eliciting a yelp from Levi’s mouth, “It is allowed, because what I say goes. Don’t you want to obey your master? Make me feel good?”

Levi whimpered and nodded, “Y-Yes, sir. What… What do I do?”

Levi set the duster on the desk, clasping his hands in front of him nervously. Erwin looked like he was on cloud nine just from seeing Levi like this, and Levi was hoping this would make up for the awful dinner.

“Get down on your pretty knees,” Erwin instructed, “And open your mouth wide for me, okay?”

Levi nodded again, getting down on his knees in between Erwin’s legs and opening up his mouth as wide as he could. Erwin sighed contently at the sight before undoing his pants and tugging out his cock, pre-cum already forming at the tip.

“Oh sir,” Levi murmured in feigned surprise, “It’s so big. How is it going to fit?”

Erwin, ever the egotistical bastard about his dick size, groaned from Levi’s words, “It’ll fit, don’t you worry.”

He placed the tip on Levi’s tongue before pushing his length in further and further, until it was hitting the back of Levi’s throat. Levi whined and kept his mouth open, feeling the incredible turn-on he was getting from doing this to his husband. Erwin moaned and used his free hand to grasp Levi’s hair, guiding him up and down on his dick slowly.

“There’s a good boy,” Erwin whispered, “Close your mouth around it, just like that.”

Levi closed his mouth and started sucking, his eyes half-lidded from the pleasure of doing this to Erwin. He let Erwin’s hand in his hair guide him back and forth on his length, making obnoxious sucking noises and tonguing at what he could as the heavy cock rested in his mouth. Erwin was letting out small little pants, a low groan every once in a while when Levi sucked him particularly good.

“Shit,” Erwin let go of Levi’s hair, and Levi pulled away, sputtering a little and coughing from almost choking on it.

“Should I keep going, sir?” Levi asked after pulling himself together.

Erwin shook his head, “I want you to bend over my desk, now.”

Levi rose to his feet slowly, “What are you going to do to me then, sir?”

“You want to know?” Erwin growled in a low voice, tugging Levi close by his ass again and bringing his head close to Erwin’s, “I’m going to fuck you so hard, baby. You’ll be trembling and shaking around me- it’ll feel so amazing.”

Levi whined and nodded, “Oh yes, please. Please, sir.”

“Then bend over,” Erwin ordered, and this time Levi listened, bending over the desk and clinging to the edges.

Erwin flipped the skirt up, tugging the panties down to his ankles before running his fingers up and down Levi’s ass crack. He spat on his fingers before returning them, easily able to slide in two at once.

“Have you been fingering yourself?” Erwin asked with a chuckle, “Naughty boy.”

Levi whined, “Y-Yes, sir. I was ready in case you… in case you wanted to have sex with me.”

Erwin moved his fingers around for a few moments before pulling them out, “Very good, darling. You’re a good boy.”

Levi whimpered, “Th-Thank you, sir.”

Erwin sighed and lined up his cock, guiding it into Levi’s hole slowly, “Shit, shit. You’re so tight.”

Levi gasped and moaned, “O-Oh! S-Sir I-”

“That’s right,” Erwin cooed, finally all the way in, “Are you ready for it?”

Levi nodded, “Y-Yeah. I want it.”

Erwin groaned and pulled out all the way before thrusting back in. He started out at a harsh pace, jutting Levi against the desk over and over. Levi moaned and clung to the desk, a loud whine escaping his mouth.

“You like that?” Erwin asked, sounding a little out of breath.

“Uh huh,” Levi nodded dumbly, “Y-Yeah- yes sir.”

Erwin chuckled breathlessly and gripped his hips a little tighter, fucking into him quickly and hitting his prostate on every thrust. Levi gasped and tossed his head back, moaning loudly from the feeling. He was already getting so close, the grinding against his pleasure spot bringing him closer to the edge with each thrust. Erwin wrapped a large hand around Levi’s neck, thumbing at his Adam’s apple and choking him lightly, something Levi enjoyed. He choked and moaned, gasping for breath and whimpering.

Suddenly, Erwin slowed to a stop, pulling out most of the way and letting go of his neck, ordering, “Fuck yourself on my cock, baby.”

Levi whined, fucking himself back against Erwin’s cock desperately. His legs were shaking, his fingers trembling on the edge of the desk. He could barely handle it, his whole body pulsing with the euphoria Erwin’s cock was bringing him.

“That’s a good boy,” Erwin teased, “Do you want me to take over?”

Levi nodded, starting to tire already from his movements. He gasped and cried out when Erwin began fucking him brutally again, moaning at the wild pace that was assaulting his prostate.

“Oh Ervy!” Levi moaned, letting go of his maid persona for now, “Oh please!”

“You gonna cum?” Erwin asked in between pants, sounding close himself, “Cum, baby. Go ahead.”

Levi shrieked, spilling all over the desk below him and feeling Erwin cum inside him soon after. Erwin pulled out, resting a hand next to Levi’s head on the desk as they both breathed heavily.

“Fuck,” Erwin breathed, “That was fucking amazing.”

Levi smiled sleepily, reaching his hand over to grip Erwin’s, “It was.”

He was so happy. Even though dinner had been a disaster, he’d made Erwin’s Valentine’s Day by dressing up and role playing for him. It had turned out perfectly after all.

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