"Hunk of Junk" for Nanacles

“Erwin,” Levi sighed, cleaning the oil-covered wrench on his dirty rag as he stood back up from being under the car. “I just don’t see anything off with your car. Are you sure something is wrong with it?”

“Certain,” Erwin lied. “It’s been making an obnoxious noise whenever I drive it. Are you sure that there’s nothing wrong?”

Levi frowned, rolling his eyes a little, “Smith. You’ve been here every week with some sort of trouble with your car. I’m starting to think nothing’s wrong at all.”

Erwin stared with slightly widened eyes. He’d been caught. This past month, he’d been visiting Levi nonstop with ‘car problems’. It had all started when his car actually began making noise. He’d brought it in to Levi’s shop, and met the small man who had captured his heart at first sight. Levi was cold and not very friendly at first, but once he’d warmed up to Erwin, the two had developed a casual banter that Erwin had become quite fond of. He could tell that Levi was incredibly sweet under his exterior, and he wanted to get to know him better. So… he may have fibbed a little when bringing the car in the past couple of times, just so he could see Levi. But Levi kept magically finding things wrong, so it was working out perfectly. Perhaps his car really was a hunk of junk, and he probably needed a new one, but he would avoid it as long as he got to come visit Levi.

“Very funny, Levi,” Erwin chuckled, playing it off casually.

Levi smirked a little - he’d merely been joking, much to Erwin’s relief, “Listen, I have an idea. I don’t know if it’ll work, but I’ll tinker with some things and fix it up for ya. Sound like a plan?”

Erwin nodded, stuffing his hands in his pockets with a smile, “Sounds good. Thanks, Levi.”

Levi smiled back before laying down on a wooden board and going back underneath the car with his wrench. Erwin knew nothing of cars, so he trusted Levi to figure it out, even though there wasn’t anything really wrong. He could hear Levi tinkering with bits and pieces under his car, and waited patiently for him to come back out. Erwin couldn’t help but stare at Levi’s legs - they were sleek and gorgeous in his pair of tight jeans, his thighs were the perfect balance of muscular and plump, and Erwin wondered if the man’s ass was the same.

“Well,” Levi pulled back out from under the car. “I think I fixed it. Hopefully you won’t need to come back.”

Erwin hoped that wasn’t true. Levi got up and dusted his pants off, “I’ll give you a discount this time for being a repeat customer.”

Erwin smiled nervously, “O-Oh. Thank you. I appreciate that.”

He could definitely afford to keep bringing his car in, which is why he should really just get a new car, but he wasn’t about to let Levi on to his ability to keep paying for these visits. Levi had been generous, giving him discounts and sales as if he knew what Erwin was up to. But the two had never progressed past this awkward acquaintanceship with casual banter, and Erwin was beginning to think perhaps Levi had no clue that Erwin was smitten for him.

Erwin paid and watched Levi lower his car to the ground. He shook Levi’s hand and slipped him a ten dollar note as a tip, which Levi thanked him for with a shy smile. Soon enough, Erwin was driving off, glancing at Levi’s small figure in his rear view mirror.

Levi could feel his heart picking up its pace when Erwin pulled into his mechanic shop a week later. He had suspected from the moment Erwin had left last week that he’d be back again. He’d already been back four times. Either his car was really junky, or he just wanted to see Levi, and Levi was beginning to suspect the latter. If he was honest with himself, he liked Erwin too, so he would continue to find ‘problems’ with Erwin’s car, just so that he would keep coming back.

“Hi Levi,” Erwin greeted as he climbed out of the car. “How are you?”

“I’m good,” Levi shrugged. “The car giving you problems again?”

“Yeah,” Erwin smiled sheepishly. “You mind taking a look at it?”

Levi felt bad about constantly taking Erwin’s money for problems that were non-existent, which is why he gave him so many sales and discounts. Thankfully, Erwin seemed pretty well off, as he always left a generous tip for Levi.

“Sure,” Levi agreed, pressing the button to lift Erwin’s car a little so he could get underneath it.

Erwin was so sweet. The way he stood there with his hands in his pockets, such a shy and genuine person. Levi didn’t warm up to people often, but he’d gotten along with Erwin pretty much right away. He didn’t dare ask Erwin out though; he was waiting for Erwin to do that. He wasn’t about to make a fool of himself for misreading the situation.

“I like your sweater,” Levi complimented before grabbing his wrench and rolling the wooden board over to the car. Erwin was wearing a light blue sweater, perfect for the Autumn weather, and he looked good in it. Levi could tell the man was muscular; could see his pecs under the soft fabric.

“Thanks,” Erwin smiled, a light blush appearing on his face.

God how Levi wanted to just grab him and kiss him, let the man bend him over the hood of the car and have his way with him. He was very attracted to Erwin, and though their interactions had been fairly innocent thus far, Levi wanted to escalate things a little and send Erwin a message. He got on all fours, poking his ass out on purpose before he lay on the board on his back and slid under the car. He spread his legs a little more than necessary, hoping to capture Erwin’s attention.

When he pulled out from under the car, he could see Erwin staring at him with a nervous look on his face. Levi couldn’t help but smirk a little. They were alone at his mechanic shop, and Levi was getting horny ideas with the more time that passed. Levi got up, not sure of his next move.

“Hmm,” Levi hummed. “I’ll have to look in the hood.”

Levi opened the driver’s side door and clicked the button to pop the hood open. Once he’d propped it open, he bent over, sticking his ass out as he ‘examined’ the engine. He could hear Erwin’s heavy breathing behind him, and out of the corner of his eye he noticed the man’s mouth was agape at the sight of him bent over like this.

“Is… Is…” Erwin stuttered. “Did you… erm… find the problem?”

Levi couldn’t help but giggle a little. Erwin was so cute when he was nervous like this. He kept his ass in the air, pretending as though he was fiddling with something in the inner workings of the car.

“I think so,” Levi murmured. “But I might need some help.”

“Of course,” Erwin offered immediately, though his voice was shaking a little with anxiety. “How can I help?”

“I feel like I might fall in,” Levi teased. “Would you mind holding my hips so I can get into the engine a little further?”

He heard Erwin’s breath hitch, and he eyed the blonde expectantly. This would tell Levi whether Erwin was really interested or not. When Erwin began to walk over, Levi knew the man was just as into this as he was. Erwin’s large hands wrapped easily around his hips, gripping them tightly just as he would if he were pounding Levi from behind.

Levi sighed, “Thank you, Erwin.”

“Of… Of course,” Erwin laughed nervously, and Levi could tell his hands were a little clammy.

Levi dove a little further into the car, pretending as though he was searching for something in particular. Erwin was standing right behind him, hands on his hips, holding him so nicely. They were so close that Levi’s ass was brushing against Erwin’s crotch.

“You find it?” Erwin asked, clearly anxious about being in this position.

“Yeah,” Levi smirked, pushing his ass back against the bulge in Erwin’s pants and eliciting a gasp from the man. “Found it.”

Erwin grunted quietly as he ground himself against Levi’s ass, unable to help himself. Levi let out a gasp as well, grinning a little. Got him, he thought to himself, pulling out of the car and closing the hood. As soon as it was closed, he braced his hands on the hood, pushing his ass back against Erwin’s crotch.

“Shit,” Erwin muttered, gripping Levi’s hips a little tighter before he rolled forwards to grind against Levi’s ass. “L-Levi… should we be doing this?”

“I don’t see why not,” Levi looked over his shoulder with a smirk. “I think we both know by this point that there’s nothing wrong with your car, Erwin.”

Erwin blushed before a small smile appeared on his face, “Should… Should we go somewhere more private?”

Levi leaned over and grabbed the garage remote, closing the garage doors of the mechanic shop to give them more privacy, “This is fine. Don’t you think? You can do me right over the hood…”

Erwin groaned a little at the thought, placing a hand on Levi’s back and bending him back over the hood. Levi huffed a little at the movement and shook his ass a little to keep Erwin’s attention.

“Shh,” Erwin whispered, hooking his fingers in the hem of Levi’s pants and tugging them down. “So impatient, aren’t we?”

Levi rolled his eyes, “Says you. You can’t wait more than a week to see me again.”

Erwin chuckled, “True.”

Though he’d seemed so nervous at first, Levi could tell that Erwin was growing more confident as he realized that Levi had felt the same way about him this entire time. Levi whined as Erwin began to grind against him again, feeling that initial bulge hardening into a full-grown erection as time passed.

Levi let Erwin use his ass for the moment, listening to his quiet pants and grunts as he did so. Soon enough, Levi’s briefs joined his pants on the floor, and he was nude from the waist down. Erwin was sighing and groaning, rock-hard erection humping between his cheeks, practically pushing Levi forwards on the hood.

“You got any lube?” Levi asked.

“We can’t use motor oil?” Erwin joked. “No no, I have some vaseline in my car, hold on.”

Levi waited patiently as Erwin went into the passenger’s side and got some vaseline from the glove compartment. His own cock was leaking onto the hood between his legs, hard as a rock from all of Erwin’s grinding. Erwin soon returned, scooping some vaseline onto his fingers and putting the small container into his pocket.

Levi lifted one foot onto the hood to spread himself open a little wider, and felt Erwin’s free hand rest on the underside of his knee to help hold him there. His vaseline-covered fingers soon rubbed against his furled entrance, and Levi gasped at how cold it was at first. Erwin warmed it by rubbing against his hole before pressing the tip of his finger inside.

“Good boy,” Erwin whispered as Levi whined and pushed back gently. “I’ve been wanting to do this since I first came to your shop.”

“Me too,” Levi whimpered. “Fuck, your fingers are big.”

Erwin chuckled softly, pressing the digit in a little further, “It feel good?”

Levi groaned, nodding a little, “Y-Yeah. Goddamn.”

Erwin sighed contently as he continued to push his finger in to the second knuckle, curling it just right against Levi’s sweet spot. Levi gasped and moaned as Erwin stroked the spot firmly, pushing his ass back into Erwin’s palm with fervor.

“So eager for it,” Erwin noted, clearly feeling smug about his abilities.

“Sh-Shut up,” Levi muttered, nibbling on his lower lip to prevent himself from moaning - he didn’t want to feed Erwin’s ego.

Erwin gently pushed another finger in beside the first, stretching him open wider. Levi could feel himself going into that headspace of pleasure where his eyes fell to half-lidded, his mouth dropping open and drool accumulating in the corners as moans spilled from his lips. Erwin hadn’t even fucked him with his cock yet and he was already a goddamn mess.

“How does it feel, Levi?” Erwin asked, some amusement to his voice.

“G-Good,” Levi managed, wanting to curse Erwin out for sounding so smug. But he was in too much pleasure to care at the moment.

Erwin crooked a third finger in, wriggling it past Levi’s entrance. Levi groaned and fucked himself back on Erwin’s fingers, legs spread wide open as he just took what Erwin gave to him. Finally, after what felt like ages, Erwin sighed and took his fingers out, and Levi could hear him undoing his trousers.

“I think I have a condom in my wallet,” Erwin said as he searched his pockets.

“N-No,” Levi shook his head. “No condom. Unless you’re not clean…?”

“I am,” Erwin replied, sounding a little surprised at Levi’s words. “You sure?”

“Y-Yeah,” Levi nodded. “I’m clean too. Just do it.”

He felt a warm, wet cockhead poke at his puffy hole before it began to press inside, and Levi didn’t even have to look at Erwin’s cock to know it was huge. He groaned, feeling Erwin’s one hand behind his knee and the other on his lower back, pinning him to the hood of the car.

“Ohh fuckkkk,” Levi moaned. “Oh my god, Erwin.”

Erwin groaned, bottoming out and asking breathily, “You… You good?”

Levi nodded after taking a moment to adjust, the one leg that remained on the ground was shaking, barely holding his weight. It was a good thing Erwin had him pinned to the hood of the car or he would’ve probably been falling over on his wobbly leg.

“I’m gonna give it to you,” Erwin leaned over him, mouthing at his neck sloppily. “I’m gonna give it to you so good.”

“Then fucking do it already,” Levi grumbled, starting to get impatient.

Erwin snapped his hips forwards, almost as if to shut Levi up. And shut him up it did - Levi let out a gasp and a whine, being mindful not to scratch at the paint of Erwin’s car. He moaned and whimpered as Erwin set a slow pace at first, pushing Levi’s knee up a little with each thrust. Thank god I’m flexible, Levi thought to himself.

Erwin’s cock wasn’t just big - he knew how to use it too. The tip was nudging just right at Levi’s sweet spot, and he was moaning loudly with each stroke Erwin gave him. Erwin himself was becoming unraveled, breath heavy in Levi’s ear as he practically smothered him with his much larger body.

“Levi,” Erwin breathed into his ear, nibbling on his ear lobe. “You feel so good around me. Fuck.”

Levi whimpered, eyes hazy with pleasure as he pushed back against Erwin’s cock, letting it fill him up. He’d never felt so full in his life. He could feel Erwin’s sweat dripping onto his shirt, and for a moment felt a little gross, but shook it off as Erwin began pounding away, switching up the pace and causing Levi to cry out.

“Erwin!” Levi gasped. “Oh Erwin!”

“Shit,” Erwin panted. He pulled away from Levi’s body, smacking his ass lightly before returning to fucking him harshly.

Levi was scrambling to hold onto something - anything. He wrapped a hand around a windshield wiper, the other braced on the hood as he desperately tried to hold on for the ride. He moaned, his cock leaking all over the place. He was getting incredibly close from Erwin’s assault on his prostate.

“Ngh,” Levi let out a choked whimper. “A-Ah! O-Oh shit- oh fuck! Erwin I… I…”

“You cumming?” Erwin asked between labored breaths.

Levi could only nod as he tossed his head back with a loud cry, moaning his completion and spilling all over the hood of Erwin’s car. Erwin groaned in response, smacking Levi’s ass again and continuing to go to town on his ass; using him for all he was worth.

“You… You wanna cum in my ass?” Levi panted, trying to catch his breath as his sensitive hole took what Erwin was giving him. “Or… Or in my mouth?”

Erwin moaned and spread Levi’s cheeks open, watching his cock disappear in and out with each stroke, “I wanna cum inside. Fill your pretty ass. You want it?”

“Y-Yeah,” Levi rested his head on the hood of the car, nodding a little. “Yeah - cum inside me, Erwin.”

Erwin’s breathing picked up significantly as he fucked into Levi over and over, and soon Levi felt a warm liquid inside of him, filling him up. He whimpered from the feeling, his sensitive cock twitching against the hood of the car.

Erwin slowly pulled out, sighing, “Damn. You look so good post-orgasm… dripping with my cum.”

Levi blushed, looking over his shoulder and teasing as he wriggled his ass, “You like that? Maybe we should do this again sometime?”

Erwin nodded, starting to get his pants back on and then helping Levi settle both feet back on the ground before aiding in getting his pants and briefs up. Levi appreciated the help - he was honestly falling to pieces just from getting fucked so nicely.

“I’d love to do this again,” Erwin agreed once they were both a little settled down from their strenuous activity. “But… I’d kind of like to take you out on a date first… if that’s okay, of course.”

Levi turned to Erwin, raising an eyebrow in some surprise. He’d been worried that this was just sex, and that Erwin just saw him as a piece of ass. But clearly, that wasn’t the case. Levi could feel a smile tugging at his lips, liking the idea of going on a date with Erwin.

“Sure,” Levi agreed. “Here, let me give you my number.”

Erwin pulled his phone from his pocket and held it out to Levi, and they quickly exchanged numbers. Levi leaned up on his tiptoes to deliver a kiss to Erwin’s cheek, and he smiled stupidly, as if love struck. Levi didn’t blame him. He was becoming pretty smitten too. Thank god Erwin had such a hunk of junk as a car.